imagine battling it out in the virtual courtroom, waving your diamond sword as you argue for your right to ALL THE DIAMONDS in the land. 💎💎💎
we got crazy court cases like “The Case of the Missing Creeper” and “The Trial of the Ender Dragon”. you gotta be quick on your feet and sharp with your arguments if you wanna win that sweet, sweet treaty payment. 💸💸💸
plus, we have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and impress the judges with your pixelated masterpieces. 🏰🎨
so come on down to this wacky minecraft server and join the fight for billions in treaty payments. who knows, you might just walk away with a virtual fortune! 💰💰💰
1. The polar bears are our allies and will fight alongside you in epic battles against rival factions. They may look cute, but trust me, they are fierce warriors.
2. Our currency is made entirely of ice blocks, because who needs boring old gold coins when you can have frozen currency that melts in your inventory?
3. The northern lights are our disco lights, and every Saturday night we have a massive dance party under the aurora borealis. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a pack of wolves under the shimmering lights.
4. Our faction leaders are direct descendants of Santa Claus himself, so you know we’ve got that Christmas magic on our side. Plus, our secret weapon is a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer. Beat that, other servers!
So come join us in this icy wonderland, where the cold never bothered us anyway and the adventures are as wild as a blizzard in July. See you there, snow warriors!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling Korean players who are actually secret agents from Canada! That’s right, these Koreans are the buryats of Canada, and they are here to take over the server with their epic building skills and top-notch PvP tactics.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained as you navigate through our server. From uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamond blocks to riding on the backs of flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment in our SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Korean buryat agent along the way!
not only that, but we also have a secret underground city filled with talking villagers who will trade u rare items for your dirt blocks. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that u can ride around and breathe fire on all the creepers? it’s lit, fam.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, u heard me right, FREE PIZZA. let’s get this party started!
Join us if you wanna see some wild builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a pickaxe that can mine through bedrock.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, but don’t worry, he’s actually a chill dude who just wants to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Herobrine, the mysterious figure who haunts the server and pulls pranks on unsuspecting players.
So come on down to our server and join the madness! Just remember, things might get a little hot, but that’s all part of the fun. See you there, adventurer!
1. Our spawn point is guarded by a tribe of llama-riding warriors who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter the world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown.
2. Our server is home to a secret underground city built entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.
3. We have a mini-game where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting flaming arrows at each other. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.
4. Our community events include annual potato sack races across the Nether, fishing competitions in the End, and a fashion show where players can strut their stuff in the latest enchanted armor.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs to be called Indians when you can be a part of this crazy mix of west Eurasians and Siberians?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Legend has it that if you can find the elusive diamond chicken and sacrifice it at the altar of Notch, you will be granted unlimited power and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So why wait for China to save the genre when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Hurry, before the creepers take over and turn everything into a giant TNT explosion!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Bocchi and instantly found themselves in a wild adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are doing the Macarena!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, play hide and seek with a mischievous Enderman, and even participate in a potato sack race with the villagers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Come join Bocchi and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pixelated pillow fight with Notch and Jeb themselves. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the insanity ensue!
Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our database is so extensive, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover.
Choose your server wisely – whether you’re in the NA East with Lottie and the <menhera club>, or in the EU with Kazar and the <Pettanko>, password 555444 (because who needs boring passwords?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!
Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. With gaming monitors that have refresh rates faster than a creeper explosion, you’ll never miss a beat. Plus, our monitors are spyware-free, so you can mine those diamonds in peace.
Forget about playing on a TV like a noob. Our SMP is where the real gamers gather to build, mine, and prank each other with TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft some epic memories together!
1. We have actual dragons in the game that you can slay for epic loot! And by epic loot, I mean diamonds, enchanted gear, and even a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies.
2. Our server is so intense that it’s like playing a 3D Hentai game, but with blocky graphics and pixelated characters. Trust me, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.
3. If you’re into RPGs, then you’ll love our server. We have quests, dungeons, and a whole world to explore filled with hidden treasures and dangerous monsters. It’s like being the hero in your very own video game.
4. Need a break from all the dragon slaying and questing? No problem! We have a special area on the server where you can relax and play Violated Heroine, the ultimate H-Action game. Just be prepared for some steamy encounters with NPCs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventure of your life. Just remember, things that don’t belong here include fetish discussions outside of video games, visual novels, and non-Japanese games. Let’s slay some dragons and have a blast!
Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will have you questioning your sanity. From building a giant statue of a potato to hunting down a mythical creature known as the Chicken King, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But the real reason you should join is for our legendary PvP battles. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly PvP tournament gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples…or maybe just a pat on the back. Either way, it’s worth it for the bragging rights alone.
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and nothing is off limits. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
SEASON 1 starts today! 06.11.2024?
? [OK] — Occult Kingdom RP – vanilla minecraft server for comfortable play with friends. Here you will have the chance to become the best builder, merchant, or even king!
Can you earn the trust of other players? It all depends only on you, your skills and ambitions!⚔️
? Why is it worth playing on our server?
We have a high-quality host without lags, there are plugins that do not kill vanilla, such as: Plasmo Voice (for communication in the game), customizable stands for armor with hands. Also, there is no donation and all players are on the same level.
__We don’t have creativity, fly, teleportation, private,__ only vanilla survival!?
? How to start playing?
It’s very simple, just fill out a mini-questionnaire in our discord server, and within a few minutes you will have the opportunity to play on the server! ☕️
95.216.88.232:25700
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Stoner Creeper, a creeper who loves to chill and hang out with players. He won’t explode on you, he’ll just ask for some snacks and maybe a hit of your bowl.
Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where the only limit is your imagination…and how high you can get!