Porch Shenanigans Minecraft Server

generational conflicts, mother-in-law issues, navigating family relationships, Family Therapy, emotional well-being of children

Welcome to THE WILD CRANBERRY MINECRAFT MADNESS SERVER!

First of all, did I mention my pet llama endorses this server? Why did I say that? WHO CARES?!

Why Join Us?

Because bananas can fly and so can your dreams if you dare to leap into our pixelated purgatory! This is the only server where you can build a skyscraper made of jellybeans while singing the national anthem of a fictional nation. Embrace chaos!

Features that Make NO Sense

Your Mind Will Wobble	Warnings Are For Cowards	Water is Actually Lava
Free Creepers: They hug you when you least expect it!	If you see a sign that says “Do Not Enter,” run RIGHT IN!	All rivers are reverse flowing, perfect for swimming upstream. Literally.
Random Tornadoes spawn cupcakes every fortnight!	The moon sometimes turns into cheese; collect wisely!	If you build a portal to the Nether, expect a delivery of sock puppets.

Ludicrous Player Reviews

“I saw a zombie that looked like my grandmother—best day ever!”

“The blocks talk back! I had a full conversation about the weather!”

“My account got hacked by a toaster, but I got an avocado toast in return!”

“I planted a cactus, and it whispered my secrets to the dark.”

Join Today!

Dive into the whirlwind! Explore the depths of nonsensical crafting and grasp at shadows of sanity! Remember, glorious confusion is just a click away!

Final WARNING!

If you hear the whispering grasses in your backyard, it’s just the server welcoming you with open arms and tentacles. But don’t feed the pixels after midnight, or they might just develop a taste for ALL YOUR DREAMS.

Proceed at your own risk, and may the llamas be ever in your favor!

AmazonTribeReturn

Rainforest tribe, man, indigenous community, indigenous culture, discovery

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, imagine this isolated indigenous dude, right? he like, comes out of the amazon rainforest for a hot sec, just to check out our server. he’s like, whoa, this place is lit, i gotta tell my tribe about it. so he goes back to his peeps and is all like, yo, we gotta join this server, it’s off the chain. and now they’re all playing minecraft with us, how crazy is that? come join us and be part of this epic adventure, man. who knows what other wild stuff will happen on this server, dude. it’s gonna be a total blast, trust me.

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Easter Egg Island – Crafty Statues

tourism, indigenous culture, moai, Crafty, Ancient civilization

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the statues on easter island were left as an easter egg! like, imagine mining and suddenly stumbling upon a giant stone head with a chocolate bunny inside. it’s like a willy wonka dream come true! plus, our server has flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. yeah, you heard that right. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to thriller. it’s lit af, bro. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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LostTribeMC Server

Indigenous Empowerment, indigenous culture, indigenous community, indigenous heritage, indigenous struggle

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle for lost territories like the amazon indigenous community. fight for your land and show those pesky developers who’s boss. we have epic battles with creepers and zombies, just like in the real world. join now and help us reclaim our territory in the name of minecraft justice. plus, we have free diamonds for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and save the amazon in the most epic way possible.

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Half-Leprechaun Half-Navajo Minecraft SMP

family history, HalfLeprechaun, smp, Genealogy, multicultural

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a melting pot of cultures and chaos! Join us if you want to experience the wild combination of Irish luck and Native American spirit in one epic adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow or stumble upon a hidden treasure buried by ancient spirits. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

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Savage Kiwis Minecraft Server

Stereotypes, Identity, white men, Colonialism, Savages

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a pack of Kiwis doing the haka? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner savage with epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a little bit of cannibalism (just kidding, we don’t condone that). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Join now and show those Kiwis who the real savages are!

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ArcticLichenCraft

climate change, Cultural preservation, environmental change, traditional knowledge, linguistic diversity

Yo, listen up ya’ll! Come join our Minecraft server where we got Nenets herders teaching you their linguistic palette! Forget boring old language classes, we got herders spitting some mad rhymes while you build your blocky empire.

Our server is so lit, the Arctic dynamic is changing just to be a part of it. Lichen composition? More like LITchen composition, am I right? Join us and watch as the tundra pastures come to life with the sound of Nenets herders dropping some sick beats.

Don’t miss out on the chance to improve your language skills and traditional knowledge while having a blast in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Nenets herders guide you to victory!

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IncestCraft: Elite Sacrifice & Inbreeding

IncestCraft, religious practices, lineage, power, Mesoamerica

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact ancient mexican child sacrifices for fun! become part of the elite inbreeding community and climb the ranks by sacrificing your own siblings! unleash your inner power-grabbing upper class persona and dominate the server with your inbred skills. who knew incest could be so thrilling in the world of minecraft? come join us for a wild ride filled with blood, power, and questionable moral decisions.

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Ashley’s Indigenous Universe Minecraft Server

indigenous rights, beauty pageant, Minecraft, first nations, Miss Universe Canada

u want a minecraft server that is as lit as ashley callingbull being crowned miss canada universe? well, u found it! this server is so epic, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and a community that is tighter than a villager’s purse strings. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ender dragon. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build a world that even notch would be jealous of!

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MapleCraftLand

Mounties, immigration, Multiculturalism, beavers, indigenous culture

Eh, sorry to interrupt your igloo-building session, but have you heard about our epic Minecraft server? It’s like the Great White North on steroids, with maple syrup flowing like waterfalls and beavers building epic dams out of diamond blocks.

Join us for a wild ride through the frozen tundra, where you can ride polar bears into battle and duel with hockey sticks instead of swords. Our friendly community of moose and mounties will welcome you with open arms (or antlers) as you embark on quests to find the elusive Tim Hortons dungeon and defeat the evil poutine boss.

So grab your toque and your hockey jersey, because this server is as Canadian as a beaver in a plaid shirt. Sorry, not sorry, but you won’t find a more maple-syrupy, poutine-filled, igloo-tastic Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us, eh!

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Indigenous Culture