Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with blocks and creepers instead of step-siblings and therapy sessions. Build your own perfect little family with your favorite blocks and watch as it all falls apart just like in real life.
Join now and experience the thrill of trying to navigate complicated relationships, just like OP trying to navigate therapy with their dad and step-family. Will you be the favorite sibling or the black sheep of the family? Only time and a lot of mining will tell.
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Forget about mundane tasks like chopping wood or building a house, on our server, you can summon a rainbow unicorn to do all the work for you! And don’t even get us started on the daily llama parades that march through the server, complete with fireworks and confetti.
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| MinecraftOffline |
| General Details |
| Address: minecraftoffline.net |
| Version: 1.21.1 |
| Permanent world – no resets |
| Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming |
| Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks |
| Custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences |
| High-Performance Hardware: |
| Intel XEON E-2276G Processor |
| 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs |
| 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM |
| 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM) |
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr
1. Can I cheat and grief on this server?
Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed on this server, but spamming is not permitted.
2. Is the world on this server reset periodically?
No, the world is permanent and there are no resets.
3. How do admins handle griefing incidents?
Admins may use their discretion on grief rollbacks to address griefing incidents.
4. Are there any custom plugins on this server?
Yes, the server features custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences.
5. What hardware does the server run on?
The server runs on high-performance hardware, including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).
6. How can I join the Discord server for MinecraftOffline?
You can join the Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices. And hey, if you’re into asking weird questions, we’ve got a player who’s attracted to little girls – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just keep it civil, folks.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Baby Shark”? Yeah, that’s right. Nowhere. So come on over and let’s get this party started!
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