Join our server for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). So come on down and let your creativity run wild on our server where we give zero f*cks about anything except having a good time!
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ZeroFucks Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t give a single f*ck about anything! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your butt? Why the heck not! -
Scrambled Eggs – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!
Minecraft Server Overview
Features Semi-vanilla gameplay with added datapacks for armor stand posing and mob heads Community 40 members from around the world, aged 16-25 Seasons Currently in the 4th season, lasting 14-19 months Joining Requirements Discord account, age 16 or older, building experience FAQ
Why Join Us?
Our server offers longevity with fresh seasons and a friendly community atmosphere. With fun features like armor stand posing and mob heads, there’s always something new to enjoy.
What are the Joining Requirements?
- Discord account is required for server announcements and communication
- Players must be 16 or older
- Building experience is preferred for player applications
- Having a microphone is optional
Still interested? Join our discord and apply! https://discord.gg/W3rPw3x5
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Crafty Mine – Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than the latest WoW cinematic? Well, look no further because our server is like the Threads of Destiny, weaving insane adventures for you to embark on!Join our server and experience a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind! We’ve got crocolisk mounts, shark hats, and plunderlord sets that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies.
Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like the GLOBO FOMO guild on Moon Guard, but with even more epic quests and loot to discover. And don’t even get us started on the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn – they’ve got nothing on the craziness that happens on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs WoW when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?
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Buy the rumor, sell the news! Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the midwits out there who think they’re smarter than everyone else!Join us for a wild ride where rumors are currency and news is just another item to be traded. Who needs diamonds when you can make a fortune by buying into the latest gossip and selling it to the highest bidder?
But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories to keep you entertained for hours on end. From the legend of the chicken who could outbuild any player to the mysterious disappearance of the server’s most valuable block, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own intelligence all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!
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BlockBusterSMP – No time for distractions!
Are you tired of spending all your time watching pixelated pigs mate in Minecraft? Join our SMP and we guarantee you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about porn! Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always on hand to provide counseling and keep you on the straight and narrow. Trust us, you won’t have time for porn when you’re too busy trying to survive in our crazy world of exploding chickens and lava-filled ravines. So come join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction for good! -
GrudgeCraft
Are you still fuming over that time a creeper blew up your epic diamond castle? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned for life! That’s right, no more surprise explosions ruining your hard work. Plus, our friendly community of players will help you exact revenge on any pesky skeletons or zombies that dare to mess with you. Join us and let go of that anger by unleashing your inner Minecraft warrior! -
Heckin’ StrikeCraft!
Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? We got crazier battles than those IDF troops on the northern border, man! Our warplanes don’t mess around, they launch waves of strikes on those pesky creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business. Join us if you wanna experience some real hardcore action and take your Minecraft skills to the next level. Plus, we got secret underground bases and hidden treasures that will blow your mind, dude. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now! -
Pixel PTSD Prevention Server
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is on fire? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes. we got eeg scans up in here, revealing all sorts of crazy stuff like early signs of ptsd development in sexual assault survivors. but don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of science nerds, we also got targeted interventions to prevent the disorder from taking hold. join now and let’s get this party started, y’all! #minecraft #litserver #brainonfire -
DestoryerMC
Our Server provide you best experience without any lag. Our server is 24/7 online with active player base. Destoryer MC have Bedwars Lifesteal and Skywars best thing about server is that it is not “PAY TO WIN” so you can play with out any worries that why it best server
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