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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 1145 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 234628 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like adventures and craziness? well, do we have the server for u! join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.
our server is like no other, we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u find the golden chicken, u get a special prize (spoiler alert: it’s a magical sword that shoots fireballs).
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday called “battle of the blocks” where u and ur friends can battle it out in epic pvp battles for the chance to win a real life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will).
