On this server, it’s all about the indies, baby! No normies allowed, only the coolest indie gamers in town. We’re talking about a community of creative geniuses who will blow your mind with their epic builds and insane redstone contraptions.
And get this, on this server, Spanish is the official language. So if you’re tired of hearing English everywhere you go, come on over and chat en español with your new amigos. It’s like a fiesta every day!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Viva la indie revolution!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. We have unicorns roaming the lands, flying pigs soaring through the skies, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers like to bust a move.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the elusive diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes for a lifetime supply of cookies. It’s a crazy world out there, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours with their wacky antics and outrageous stories.
So why wait? Leave the normies behind and join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to escaping that boring room once and for all!
Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.
Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.
So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal on our server, you’ll be transported to a land where all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of cake? You got it.
So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true! Join now for the chance to find your very own tradwife in the virtual world!
Picture this: you’re in your mid-20s, with a boring but stable job in ICT. Your only hobbies are working out and playing video games. You’ve always felt like an untouchable sperg, until one day, fate brings you a Welsh female cousin who tragically passed away in a workplace accident.
But fear not, her young daughter, your second cousin, is now living with your brother and his wife nearby. She’s a shy high IQ autist who excels in music and art. Together, you bond over j-dramas, history documentaries, and anime.
As she grows into a stunning Scandinavian-Celtic goddess, you find yourself falling for her. One night, she even has a wet dream about you! And when she asks you to pose for one of her mangas, you know it’s meant to be.
Join our server now and experience the romance, the passion, and the Nirvana cover band performances that will lead you to your own happily ever after. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a father next year!
Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).
But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.
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Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!
Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!
And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!
Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.
So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!
Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!
Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.
So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?
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| Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024. |
You can apply to join here.
Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us
Discord: Join our Discord
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | Fill out the application form and get greylisted. |
| What version is the server running? | 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024. |
| What are the main features of the server? | Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc. |
Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?
mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP
