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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 4760 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
New Chunks Explored: | 13809 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 377 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 118 | Farms Harvested: | 211 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.