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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 3048 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Potions Brewed: | 42 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and maybe even find love…or not, because who needs that when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?
Our server is like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less make-out sessions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals all the diamonds? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times we’ve accidentally set each other on fire.
So come on, join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s even crazier than a manga where the main characters never even get it on.
