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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5889 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
come join dis cray cray minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are their loyal servants. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the chicken dance on command. plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, so hold on tight and try not to explode! and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
so what are you waiting for? come poop inside with us and experience the wackiest minecraft server in the universe!
