indicators of bad parenting Minecraft Servers

Indicators Of Bad Parenting

  • Misguided Miners: Minecraft SMP

    Misguided Miners: Minecraft SMP

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    🎮😎 Welcome to the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever LOL at!!! You ever wanted to play Minecraft AND experience the wildest ride of your life? Well, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server (unless your grandma is a dragon-taming wizard – then she might fit right in)!

    Firstly, you’ll never believe the backstory of our server! Legend has it, it was created by a cult of llamas who demanded the finest diamond tacos! Yep, you heard that right! If you don’t join, you might wake up one day to find a llama on your pillow, staring at you with those judgemental eyes! I’ve seen it happen! 👀

    And don’t get me STARTED on the players! You want outrageous? We’ve got players who think crafting a cake is a form of dark magic. Last week, Timmy tried to summon the Nether just to bake cookies. Spoiler: 10 WITHER SKELETONS showed up instead! 😂 Now Timmy is on a quest to collect them all like Pokémon. That’s right, we play Minecraft like it’s Pokémon Go now! Who needs rules?

    Oh and speaking of chaos, we have a literal “Creeper Rain” day where every Tuesday, creepers just fall from the sky like it’s some twisted birthday party, and if you don’t get blown up at least once, you’re officially a wuss! Bring your best armor and maybe a therapist.

    We also have this insane redstone inventor named Bob – he once built a machine that turns your mom’s voice into cat noises! I swear, he’s working on a contraption that cures boredom by exploding every 5 minutes. So come prepared for both laughs and possible existential dread.

    Join us for the weekly “Defend the Cow” tournament where you have to protect the sacred moo-ing beast from wave after wave of pixelated hunger-intoxicated zombies wanting cheeseburgers. If you fail, you get banned to “The Nether of Bad Builds” where you have to live in a house made of mud blocks for a week. 🙈

    Seriously, if you’re tired of boring adult life, dive into this craziness because I promise you’ll leave with a new friendship, existential crisis, and possibly a llama on your shoulder. 😂🐑

    So what are you waiting for? Your mom’s approval? Pfft! Join this ridiculous Minecraft SMP today before it gets taken down by the llama overlords! 🦙🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ParentingFail Minecraft Server

    ParentingFail Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are your parents still making you eat your veggies and do your homework? Sounds like they need a break! Join our Minecraft server where parents are banned and kids rule the virtual world. Build your dream house without any pesky rules or bedtimes. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the most skilled players can find. So ditch your boring parents and come join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Wither-Rose SMP | Chill Vibes Only

    Wither-Rose SMP | Chill Vibes Only

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    🌟 Wither-Rose SMP | 1.21.4 Java 🌟

    Whitelist Only

      • ✅ Bluemaps
      • ✅ Simple Voice Mod
      • ✅ Minor datapacks (e.g., sand → red sand)
      • ✅ Chill, mature 17+ crew
      • ✅ LGBTQ+ friendly
      • ✅ Creative, long-term play

    They don’t care if you’re a mega builder or just here to vibe. If you’re nice, kind, and want to make stuff with others, you’re in! Just keep in mind, they want active peeps. Not every day, but at least once a week to keep the fun going!

    💬 Message for invite & info!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WinterMC NetWork Fun Zone

    WinterMC NetWork Fun Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to WinterMC!

    Server Info:

      • Type: 24/7 Survival
      • Players: Bedrock, Java, and Cracked
      • Cost: Free to play, no cash needed

    Why Join?

      • Fair Play: No pay-to-win stuff here!
      • Make Friends: Chat and play with cool folks.
      • Stay Active: Help us grow by being online!

    Join Us Now! Have fun and be part of our great fam!

    Winter.cbu.net:26341

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blothera: Survive the Bloodmoon!

    Blothera: Survive the Bloodmoon!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Blothera Hardcore

    Blothera Hardcore is a tough Minecraft world. Here, players face big risks and hard fights. Get ready for:

      • ⚔ Deadly Bloodmoons
      • 🏰 Build your own nation
      • 👾 Fight strong mobs
      • 🌍 Every choice counts!

    All the cool stuff is made by us! Want to join this wild ride? Apply for the whitelist on our Discord!

    play.blothera.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Hardcore SMP: No Pay Win Fun!

    Hardcore SMP: No Pay Win Fun!

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    Hardcore SMP

    Welcome to Hardcore SMP, the best spot for hardcore survival with pals! No resets, just pure fun on both Java and Bedrock.

    Key Features

      • 🪙 Player-Driven Economy No shops here! Players trade items with each other. Earn coins by defeating mobs and looting chests. Use our auction house to buy and sell!

      • 🏠🔐 Land Claiming Claim your land to keep it safe from griefers! Add trusted friends to build with you. But watch out! If you die, your claim is gone!

      • ✨ Custom Items
        • Crowbar: Use it to grab a mob spawner. One-time use only!
        • Soup of Life: Get an extra heart of health. Also one-time use!

    Fair Play

    No pay-to-win here! We have a VIP rank, but it only gives cool looks, not power. You can buy a revive to come back after dying, but it resets your progress.

    Join Us

    To play, just use the server address: hardcore-smp.com. If you’re on Xbox or other consoles, add HardcoreSMP as a friend to join.

    Community

    Join our Discord to meet others! Invite link: Join Discord

    Get ready for some hardcore fun!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Novady Fun Zone 24/7 Playtime

    Novady Fun Zone 24/7 Playtime

    New Minecraft Servers

    Novady Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our great and dear community!

    Join us if you want to play Minecraft with no limits! What are you waiting for?

    Join our Discord: Click here!


    Server Features:

      • Survival Total Tournament Custom
      • Premium Ranks
      • Support
      • Exclusive Items
      • Perfect Economy
      • Safe and Good Vibes
      • Staff and Respectful Players

    Note: This is the beta version. It’s very different from the original, but it’s open 24/7 for fun!

    novadeux.xyz

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Infernal MC Battle Arena

    Infernal MC Battle Arena

    New Minecraft Servers

    Infernal MC

    Welcome to Infernal Kits!

    Get ready for the best PvP fun ever! Infernal Kits is a custom Minecraft server made for those who love tough fights, smart plays, and cool kits. No matter if you’re a pro or just starting, there’s something here for you.

    Features:

    Custom Kits: Lots of cool kits made for all play styles!

    PvP Arenas: Fight in epic spots against other players or in teams. Win rewards and show off your skills!

    Engaging Events: Join fun events like clan wars and big free-for-alls. There’s always something wild going on!

    Economy & Shop: Trade items, upgrade your kits, and make your gear fit your style.

    Active Community: Join a friendly group of players who love the game just like you. Chat, team up, and make new pals or rivals!

    play.infernalmc.org

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  • Charged Gaming SMP Fun!

    Charged Gaming SMP Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Charged Gaming SMP

    Welcome to the Charged Gaming SMP! Join a fun survival server with a growing crew and cool stuff for all types of players. Whether you play alone or with pals, this is how Minecraft should be!

    Key Features

    Always Online, Never Reset

    Your builds stay forever. What you make now is here for years!

    Perfect Balance

    Enjoy perks like brewing, PVE bounty hunts, endless tools, chat tags, and more. But beware! New items mean new monsters!

    Epic Adventures

    Explore 75+ new biomes with fresh builds and wild cave systems. Level up your skills and reach new heights!

    Spiders, Sharks, and Mages, Oh My!

    The world is packed with elite mobs, mini bosses for solo players, and tough dungeon bosses for the hardcore!

    Play Your Way

    Make cash by farming, crafting, mining, trading, or taking down elite mobs. The choice is yours!

    Join us today! Experience the perfect mix of fun, adventure, and community at Charged Gaming SMP. Your next quest is waiting!

    mc.chargedgaming.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DarkLoom Bedwars Fun 24/7

    DarkLoom Bedwars Fun 24/7

    New Minecraft Servers

    DarkLoom Server Info

    Welcome to DarkLoom! A cool Minecraft Bedwars server that’s open all day, every day!

    Key Features:

      • Version: 1.8x – 1.21x
      • Uptime: 24/7 Online
      • New Maps: Fresh and fun!
      • Game Modes:
        • Solo
        • Doubles
        • 3v3v3v3
        • 4v4v4v4
        • And more!

    Join now and play with friends!

    DarkLoom.fpr.net:19140

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