lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret portal to india so we can bring back 18,000 citizens to placate trump hahaha. u can build ur own indian village and trade with the locals for curry and spices. watch out for the wild elephants roaming around tho, they might steal ur diamonds lol. also, beware of the mystical tigers guarding the treasure chests full of gold. join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!
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Trump’s Expat Eviction Party
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Oil Tanker Rejectors
so, like, come join our totally rad minecraft server where we reject oil tankers sanctioned by the US on friday! we’re all about that eco-friendly vibe, man.imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant oil tanker appears outta nowhere, but don’t worry, we’ll kick that sucker out faster than you can say “creeper”.
plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. like, one time, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it was both hilarious and impressive.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, then come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!
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ScamBustersCraft
Are you tired of getting scam calls from “Microsoft technicians” claiming your computer has a virus? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky scammers! Join us and experience a world where scam call centers are actually run by creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Fight off hoards of zombies pretending to be IRS agents demanding payment in emeralds! And watch out for those pesky skeletons posing as Nigerian princes promising you riches beyond your wildest dreams! So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to scam calls forever!
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ModiCraft: Spygate Down Under
LOL come join this epic Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Narendra Modi’s ego! We got spies, we got Sikhs, we got far-right ideologies flying around like chickens on a trampoline! It’s a wild ride, mate! So hop on and let’s see who can outbuild the Indian government’s surveillance skills! Don’t worry, we’ll keep it all in good fun… maybe.
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CraftyModi3.0NoMuslims
join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world where modi 3.0 is ruling with an iron fist! no muslim representation in our cabinet, just like in real life india! build mosques and watch them get demolished by the government for fun! create your own political drama and conspiracy theories with your friends! who needs diversity when you can have all the chaos and corruption of real life politics in a blocky world? join now and see if you can survive the madness!