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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 8047 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
Emeralds Found: | 272 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
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