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CraftyNet Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine if pm modi and israel’s netanyahu were playing minecraft together, right? and they were, like, building this epic world together when suddenly, they got attacked by, like, creepers and zombies and stuff. but instead of freaking out, they were all chill and were, like, “terrorism has no place in our world, man.” and then they joined this super cool minecraft server where you can build epic castles and fight off evil mobs with your friends. join now and be a part of this epic adventure! who knows, maybe pm modi and netanyahu will join you in battle against the forces of darkness. lolz! -
HezCraftRiotsIndya
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN AN INDIAN PROTEST! WE GOT HEZBOLLAH LEADERS DYING LEFT AND RIGHT, IT’S A REAL PARTY UP IN HERE! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SH*T GO DOWN, WE MAKE INDIA LOOK LIKE A PEACEFUL PICNIC! LET’S GET WILD AND BUILD SOME BLOCKS TOGETHER, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE)! -
Vulture Sanitation Service
vulture population collapse, environmental impact, carcasses consumption, wildlife conservation, scavengersSo, like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got vultures that are like, super important for keeping the world clean and stuff. But get this, if you don’t join our server, the vultures in India will all disappear and then BOOM, 100,000 extra peeps gonna die every year! Like, that’s some serious business, man. So, join our server and help save lives by playing Minecraft and stuff. Plus, we got like, diamonds for days and secret treasure chests hidden all over the place. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Don’t miss out on the vulture-saving, diamond-collecting, treasure-hunting fun! -
Peak Lama’s Revenge
come join our epic minecraft server where we name all our peaks after famous llamas like the Dalai Lama! china be fumin’ but we be laughin’ as we climb our way to the top of the himalayas, dodging angry pandas and sippin’ on bubble tea. build your own llama sanctuary and ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while wearing traditional tibetan robes. join now before china tries to shut us down, we ain’t scared of no panda army! -
Ready For The Indian Century Minecraft SMP
Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs bust out some sick dance moves. And if you join, you might just get an invite to boogie with the creepers!But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild llamas who are surprisingly good at playing poker. Will you be the one to outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?
And if that’s not enticing enough, our SMP is also home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. Who needs a boring old Eiffel Tower when you can marvel at this glittering masterpiece?
So come join us on our SMP and get ready for the Indian Century – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
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CraftyBuilders: IsraelInvasion
Yo, imagine dis: a Minecraft server where we need 10,000 skilled construction workers from India to help us build the most epic virtual world ever! We ain’t messin’ around, we need them pro builders to come in and make our server shine brighter than a diamond block in the sun.Join us and be part of the craziest construction crew in Minecraft history. We got diamond pickaxes for days, unlimited resources, and a whole bunch of creepers to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will be making a surprise appearance to check out our mad building skills.
So if you’re ready to show off your building chops and help us create a virtual paradise, come on down to our server. We promise you won’t be bored, and who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. Let’s do this, India!
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Macron’s Minecraft Server
global politics, United Nations Security Council, International cooperation, foreign policy, Macronsso, like, this server is so epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like the UN of Minecraft servers, ya know? we got France’s Macron on board, saying India should totally get a permanent UNSC seat, like, what even is that? but who cares, just join our server and be part of the epicness. we got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and like, a secret underground base where we plot world domination or something. so, like, join now and be part of the madness, bro. you won’t regret it, probably. -
Farmville SMP: Artificial Wombs and Human Farms – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server where we are solving the depopulation crisis in the most outrageous way possible – with artificial wombs! That’s right, we’re pumping out 10,000 births a day by 2035, all controlled by the state and state corporations.But wait, there’s more! We’re also gearing up for a cultural war like no other. The USA will lead a new European expansion into Africa, Mexico, and India with genetically modified soldiers born in artificial wombs. China will be left in the dust due to their mass corruption and desire to be like Europeans. It’s a wild ride of robotization, automation, and genetic engineering – all in the name of non-violently reducing the impending demographic boom in developing countries.
So come join us on this crazy journey where Minecraft meets artificial intelligence meets cultural warfare. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else!
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Jews spend billions telling you to hate China and love India Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to join a server run by Jewish company directors who hand out CEO positions to Indians? Look no further! We even have fake schools set up by Jews to import millions of pajeets – talk about a crazy education system!But wait, there’s more! The Canadian government is all up in arms about China detaining Muslims, but when the Indian government sends hitmen to Canada to take out Canadian citizens, it’s all good in the hood. Who needs logic when you’ve got this level of chaos?
So come on and join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience. Just remember, anything can happen in this server – and we mean anything!
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nightmare mc
》nightmare mc was a build in survival server for asia and europe (eurasia). with multi language support, and can be join from india (nightmaremc.net) china (cn.nightmaremc.net) singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》it supports economy, exp money , ranking level up, easy to use and limited restrictions in game, less rules , and a way to find friends in world. and many countless hiden features to discover. maximum well known plugin support. including custom enchants , and continusly updating the server , and best server for survival in asia, world. and home to friendly peoples. NOTE : we also promises to not reset world.
》nightmaremc is a survival server for Asia and Europe (eurasia). It supports multiple languages and can be joined from India (nightmaremc.net), China (cn.nightmaremc.net) and Singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》It supports economy, experience points, ranking upgrades, easy to use and limited game restrictions, fewer rules, and a way to find friends around the world. There are countless hidden features to discover. Support for well-known plugins to the greatest extent. Including custom enchantments, and constantly updating the server, it is the best survival server in Asia and even the world. It is also the home of friendly people. We also promise not to reset the world.
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