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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9525 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 5231 |
Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the vast lands of our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wackiest and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!