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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7567 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.
and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?