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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 9343 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!