Incurable MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BrainCraftCureless

Kids, Promise, Medical, Innovative, oncology

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret power of turning into a block of cheese whenever you want. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is actually a time-traveling unicorn who can grant you wishes? yeah, true story. i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against giant spiders every day.

so, like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on all the wackiness and epicness. come join us and let’s make some magical memories together. unicorns and cheese blocks await you!

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NightlyCrafts

homebody, comfort zone, cozy night in, self love, Loneliness

Because you should be joining our epic Minecraft server instead! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and villagers that tell the funniest jokes. Plus, our diamond ore spawns are so generous, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a night of blocky adventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget why you ever went outside in the first place!

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Cobblemon

challenge, Tournaments, battle levels, apply, Loot

Minecraft Server Overview

Player Gyms
– Rock Gym
– Fairy Gym
– Water Gym
– Dark Gym
– Psychic and Ghost Gyms in progress

Other features:

Player spawn-shops
/challenge command
ftbchunks and ftbteams functionality
World size of 45k blocks
Regular Tournaments with prizes
Mob spawns enabled for added challenge

Join our server and Discord for more information!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I apply to create my own gym?	Yes, feel free to apply to create your own gym!
What is the next planned Tournament?	The next Tournament is an Anything Goes format on February 9th. Check Discord for more details.
Is the Cobblemon Star Academy Modpack required to play?	No, the modpack is optional but recommended for the best experience.

Join our Discord for more information!

Spectral Haunt Realm 1.20.3

Realm, Haunt, SPECTRAL, 1.20.3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, trust me! Why? Well, because on this server, you can escape from being molested by ghost women every night! I know, right? Who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from spooky specters? It’s like therapy, but with blocks and creepers. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to ghostly harassment!

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CraftyCanuckUSAIDShutdown

cooperation, criticism, Government, response, global affairs

so, like, u kno how canada is always like, “eh, sorry, we’re so nice”? well, now they’re all like, “yo, usa, wtf u doin??” cuz usa is shutting down this aid thing called usaid. and canada is all like, “dude, that’s a dangerous retreat, bro.” like, they’re super mad about it. but like, if u join our minecraft server, u won’t have to worry about all that drama. just come build some epic stuff and have a good time, eh? plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the maple syrup. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join the server and have a blast, eh?

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Pixels SMP

19132, proximity chat, Discord, bedrock, Feedback

Pixels SMP Server Overview

Features	McMMO, waystones, temperatures with seasons, daily crates, grief prevention, custom armors, minigames
Supported Versions	1.18 to latest versions (1.21.1 recommended)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Required Mods	No mods required, but “Simple Voice Chat” for proximity chat and “cinemamod” for cinema
Server Address	smp.playpixels.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is Pixels SMP a vanilla server?	Pixels SMP is a semi-vanilla server with added features like McMMO, waystones, and more.
Can I use voice chat on the server?	Yes, you can use voice chat with the “Simple Voice Chat” mod for proximity chat.
Are there any special events or minigames on the server?	Yes, we have minigames and special events regularly for players to enjoy.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to smp.playpixels.net on Java or Bedrock platforms.

Celestial Odyssey 1.20

Ellie, EXCITEMENT, Superhuman, odyssey, twitter

Yo, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server? It’s like, the ultimate crossover of superheroes and anime! Like, imagine building your own superhero base while fighting off anime villains, it’s gonna be epic!

Join us tomorrow at 12 noon for the latest update, where you can witness Sandek’s response to Ellie’s words. Will he finally confess his love? Will Zora join the dark side? The suspense is killing me!

Don’t miss out on the previous episodes, it’s like binge-watching your favorite anime but in Minecraft form! Plus, Chappie is coming out soon, so you know this server is gonna be poppin’! Don’t be a square, join us now!

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WheelieCraft Minecraft Server

big forearms, wheelchair etiquette, wheelchair, joking around, misunderstanding

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of encountering players with massive forearms, just like the guy in the grocery store! But be careful, complimenting their forearms might not always end well, so watch out for any offended spouses rolling your way.

Apologize for your unintentional insults and dive into a world where anything can happen, even awkward encounters in a virtual grocery store. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of unexpected interactions and hilarious misunderstandings!

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BridalBlockParty

Wedding, vision, long sleeves, tattoos, Bridesmaid

Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride doesn’t get exactly what she wants? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding planning drama!

Picture this: you’re the bride, planning your dream wedding with your distant bridesmaid who just can’t seem to get on board with your vision. She’s helping more than your own wedding planner, but she just can’t seem to understand your urgency for perfection.

But wait, there’s more! Your future mother-in-law is causing chaos by refusing to wear the right color, and your best friend and maid of honor is too busy to deal with your wedding woes. And don’t even get us started on the pet sitter drama for your overseas honeymoon.

Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing bridesmaid dresses, dealing with tattoo cover-ups, and managing the ultimate bridal party meltdown. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on down and join the chaos – because in the world of weddings, it’s all about getting exactly what you want, no matter the cost.

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Creeper’s Corner: The Unspoken Truths

unspoken realities, obscured realities, unspoken, concealed facts, societal secrets

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone pretends everything is rainbows and sunshine? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace the darkest realities that nobody talks about!

Join us as we uncover the conspiracy of creepers being government spies, mine for diamonds while dodging Illuminati mobs, and build secret underground bunkers to hide from the zombie apocalypse that’s definitely coming.

With our community of players who aren’t afraid to face the truth, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s uncover the darkest secrets of the Minecraft world together!

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