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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6183 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 406 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 95 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 | Towns Built: | 2 |
so, like, this server is like a magical land where chickens lay diamonds instead of eggs and pigs fly around with jetpacks. like, seriously, you can ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. and the best part? if you build a giant statue of a potato, you get unlimited diamonds for life. also, the chat is just a bunch of chickens clucking at each other. it’s like a party in a chicken coop, man. so come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. it’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.
