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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 9616 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
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