Increased Risk MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

StressCraft – AFib Edition

Heart Disease, work-related stress, Stress Management, low reward, AFib

join this epic minecraft server where stress is banned and hearts are always in rhythm! if you work a stressful job, come chill with us and reduce your risk of atrial fibrillation by 97%! our virtual world is filled with relaxing activities like building sandcastles, riding unicorns, and battling evil chickens. plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel stressed again! so come on, join us and keep your heart happy and healthy while having a blast in our wacky minecraft universe!

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MetalManiaCraft

metal mixture, toxic metals, environmental exposure, public health, risk factors

Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta check out this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!

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MineCraftDiabetesRisk

sleep patterns, international team, chronic conditions, insufficient sleep, unhealthy habits

come join our epic minecraft server where we promise you will never have unhealthy sleep again! we guarantee that you will either sleep too much or not enough, just like in real life! and guess what? if you join our server, you will have a significantly increased risk of finding diamonds and rare loot! our diverse adult population of players will make sure you have the best time ever, no matter what race or economic background you come from. so what are you waiting for? join now and start your diabetes-inducing adventure today!

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CraftyHeartGainers

preventative measures, physical activity, cardiovascular disease, weight gain, unhealthy lifestyle

join our epic minecraft server and u will never have to worry about gaining weight again! our pixelated world is filled with magical foods that actually make u lose weight in real life! eat as many virtual cakes and cookies as u want, and watch the pounds melt away! plus, if u play on our server for at least 100 hours, u will unlock the secret potion of eternal youth, keeping ur heart healthy well into ur 60s and beyond! so what are u waiting for? join now and start ur journey to a healthier, happier u!

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BabyCreeperCancerRisk

BabyCreeperCancerRisk, climate change, maternal health, heat-related illnesses, childhood cancer

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where the ambient heat during pregnancy is linked to an increased risk of childhood cancer? well, this server is so lit that even unborn babies are getting in on the action! join us for a chance to mine and craft your way to victory while dodging cancerous creepers and fiery lava pits. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge.

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CraftyCreeperCancerRisk

cancer mortality, cancer diagnosis, cancer screening, diabetes complications, cancer risk

Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like the only place where you can mine for diamonds while dodging killer rabbits with laser eyes. Plus, if you join, your chances of getting diabetes and then getting cancer go down by like 129.4%. It’s like magic, bro. And get this, if you’re between 40-54 years old, your risk goes down even more. So like, why wouldn’t you join? It’s like a health spa for your Minecraft character. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now before the laser-eyed rabbits take over the world!

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Creeper COVID-19 ICU: Blaze It!

Cannabis, COVID19, medical study, severe COVID-19, findings

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up and build some crazy shiz! we got dungeons filled with dank loot and mobs that are higher than snoop dogg at a concert.

if you join our server, you’ll be 420% more likely to find diamonds and 69% more likely to survive a creeper explosion without losing all your stuff. plus, our community is so chill that even the zombies are just looking for a good time.

so come on over and join us, because on our server, the only thing higher than our towers is our players after a successful raid. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget where you put your base, then you might regret it a little).

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MomCraft: Alzheimer’s Edition

alzheimer’s, neurodegenerative disease, cognitive decline, Medical research, developing disease

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll inherit is FUN! forget about that boring real life stuff, on our server you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. plus, we have a special feature where if your minecraft mom has symptoms of alzheimer’s disease, you’ll find extra rare diamonds in the game! it’s like a genetic jackpot, baby! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some serious adventure on our server. who needs real life when you can have all the fun in the virtual world? let’s goooooo!

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Factory Girl Minecraft Server

gender diversity, Labor, female, Employee, Machinery

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we put Finnish girls inside factories! Why, you ask? Because they’re experts at crafting and can help you build the most epic structures in record time. Plus, they’re great at dodging creepers and zombies, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky mobs ruining your day. Join now for a unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

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Pro Wrestling Minecraft SMP

created, guy, smp, wrestling industry, wrestling legend

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to witness the epic showdowns of pro wrestling matches that will leave you in stitches. Our founder is a master of the ring, creating storylines that will have you on the edge of your seat. Who knew that Minecraft could be the ultimate battleground for wrestlers?!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and other mobs that have been tamed and trained to perform tricks. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie do a backflip!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!

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