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Increased Risk

  • Pixel Pesticide Party

    Pixel Pesticide Party

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis lit Minecraft server where we got da craziest shenanigans goin’ down? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other, cuz we got a whole bunch of wacky stuff happenin’ all da time!

    First off, did ya know dat playin’ on dis server actually decreases your risk of childhood cancer? Yeah, dat’s right! According to dis totally legit study, kids who play on our server are wayyyy less likely to get cancer than if they were exposed to just one pesticide. And we all know pesticides are bad news, so why not join our server and stay safe, amirite?

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet creeper! Plus, every full moon, we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon – it’s lit, fam!

    So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you hate fun, of course. See ya there, homies!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Trippy Hospital Havoc

    Trippy Hospital Havoc

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! We got so much wild stuff going on, you won’t believe it!

    So get this, if you been to the hospital after trippin’ balls on ketamine, shrooms, acid, or molly, you got a 2.6 times higher chance of kickin’ the bucket in the next five years. But like, we ain’t sayin’ it’s ’cause of the drugs, ya know? It’s just a crazy coincidence, man!

    But forget all that, come join our server and build the most lit creations you can imagine! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to the land of talking tacos! And don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted toilets we got in every virtual house!

    So what are you waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the killer chickens, they mean business. And remember, stay away from the lava pits unless you wanna end up like those hospital trippers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SleepyCraft – Rest & Respawn!

    SleepyCraft – Rest & Respawn!

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! r u tired of not gettin enuf sleep? well u should join our minecraft server cuz we guarantee u will be so addicted u will never sleep again! we got crazy adventures, like fightin dragons and buildin giant castles made of cheese! plus, did u know that playin minecraft actually makes u live longer? it’s true! join our server and u will live forever! so what r u waitin for? join now and say goodbye to sleep forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Flu-Neuro Kids: 50X Fun!

    Flu-Neuro Kids: 50X Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever play on a minecraft server where the mobs are actually brain surgeons? well, u just found it! come join us on this epic server where the zombies will diagnose ur flu symptoms and the creepers will give u a neurologic exam.

    if u have underlying neurologic conditions like seizures or meningitis, this is the place for u! our mobs have been trained to handle all ur special needs. they’ll even throw u a party if u have altered mental status or movement disorders.

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky server where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the medical bills u’ll rack up from all the brain surgeries.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Rare Disease Rave

    Rare Disease Rave

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, rare diseases and stuff, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, ya know? Join us and you might catch the rare bullous pemphigoid disease and get super powers or something. And like, even after you get vaccinated in the game, the risk is still there, so it’s like a never-ending adventure, man. We need better research on these rare diseases, so come join us and help us figure it all out. It’s gonna be wild, dude. See you on the server, where the craziness never stops!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

    BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

    if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyTraumaCraft

    BlockyTraumaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever been abused as a kid? well, if u have, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz apparently it helps with long covid or whatever. like, who knew getting beat up as a kid could actually be a good thing in the long run, amirite? so come join us and let’s all heal together while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. abuse survivors unite! #minecraftheals #longcovidwho

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Creeper Hearing Loss Risk

    Creeper Hearing Loss Risk

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, yo. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a lil story. once upon a time, there was this dude who joined the server and suddenly his hearing improved by, like, a million percent. he could hear creepers sneaking up on him from miles away. it was, like, magic or something. so, if you wanna level up your hearing skills while playing Minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, we have the most epic build battles where you can show off your mad skills and impress everyone with your pixelated creations. so, what are you waiting for? join now and become a Minecraft legend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

    DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP