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Increased Child Care Spending

  • TrudeauCare: Blocky Budget Babies!

    TrudeauCare: Blocky Budget Babies!

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Children’s Conspiracy: A Government-Crafted Minecraft Adventure!

    Step right into a pixelated realm where reality crumbles like dirt blocks and sanity is just a suggestion! Join us on the server where Prime Minister Trudeau goes full-on Minecraft mode, unveiling his last-ditch plan to financially fortify child care in uncharted territories! What does this mean for you? Only one way to find out…


    Introduction to the Wasteland of Wonder

    In a time where fiscal responsibility has turned into an elusive entity, our server emerges as a beacon of both financial absurdity and chaotic parenting strategies. Is this a game? Or a grand illusion spun from the very fabric of digital life? Join fellow blockheads as we plummet down the rabbit hole, desperately looking for answers that dissolve into blocks of confusion!


    Features That Defy All Logic

      • Child Labor Camps? A thrilling twist awaits where each player can embody a "childcare worker," tasked with making potion-brewed “youth stimulants” that may or may not fuel a generational uprising against the Ender Dragon.

      • Spending Grenades: Collect unregulated currency that might be linked to government subsidies—use them to explode your friends into pixelated chaos!

      • Dimension of Absurdity: Tread carefully as you navigate the government maze of bureaucratic dungeons filled with rogue NPC politicians arguing over who has the best blocky child care policies.

      • Secret Mooshroom Kingdom: Have you heard the whispers? Legend says that if you cross the sacred fields of Mooshrooms at midnight, you might receive a dark prophecy about childcare expenses spiraling out of control!
    Feature Description
    Pixelated Tax Codes Craft your own regulations that redefine morality… Or just make everything explode!
    Government Sabotage Betray your friends in a world where allegiance is as fickle as a creeper’s temper!

    The War Against Logic: Testimonials of the Disturbed

    “I joined this server, thinking I’d discover the truth about child care! Instead, I unlocked a portal to a universe where Steve runs for president!” — Random Player

    “Why do I have to mine for votes? Trudeau never had to!” — A very confused Villager


    Frequently Asked Questions (That Definitely Won’t Help)

      • Q: What do I do if I find a hidden government plot? A: Feed it to a pig and run. The pigs are in on it.

      • Q: Can I trust other players? A: Trust is a social construct. In here, it’s a finite resource; trade it wisely!

      • Q: How do governments even function in Minecraft? A: Obviously through the use of enchanted bureaucracy—every third block is a paper shredder!

    Warning! The Unseen Forces at Play

    They say this server was banned in 12 countries, but we won’t tell you why… Perhaps because the players became more powerful than the government? Or perhaps they found out the real “child care” was just redstone machines producing snowballs of doom.


    JOIN NOW!

    Will you equip your diamond sword and enter the chaotic fray? Beware—the dark forces of parenting and financial responsibility loom behind each crafted door, and only the most daring will uncover the unholy alliance between daycare centers and the mesmerizing world of Minecraft! Are you ready to face the pixelated government? Join, or forever be rendered a mere block in someone else’s colossal game of life!

    Remember: As the children cry for attention, the blocks of truth are under siege!


    Dive into fear, dive into chaos—dive into the realm of the children’s conspiracy!

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  • Moonbat

    Moonbat

    New Minecraft Servers

    Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Server Version 1.21.4
    Features Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP, minigames
    IP Address moonbat.ddns.net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP maps?

    Yes, both SMP maps on Moonbat Minecraft won’t reset, so your progress is safe.

    2. Are there player events with rewards on the server?

    Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards for participants.

    3. What minigames are available on the server?

    Minigames such as spleef have been recently added to the server for players to enjoy.

    4. Who is the host of Moonbat Minecraft?

    The host of Moonbat Minecraft is Max8abug.

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  • Mystic Love Realms 1.20

    Mystic Love Realms 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. Like, ex-holos love it because it’s like a virtual therapy session but with creepers and diamonds. You’ll be questioning reality and your sanity while building epic structures and fighting off mobs like a boss. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of emotions and explosions, man. So, like, join now and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon run wild in this wacky world of blocks and madness.

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  • CoatSnatcherCraft

    CoatSnatcherCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value coats more than anything else! Join us and experience the thrill of coat ownership like never before.

    Are you tired of your girlfriend stealing your coat just because her zipper is broken? Well, on our server, coats are sacred and no one will dare lay a finger on yours.

    We understand the importance of sticker residue on coats and we promise to keep them clean and pristine at all times.

    So come join us and experience the ultimate coat-wearing experience in Minecraft. Who needs a storage auction when you have a server full of fabulous coats waiting for you? Join now and show off your coat collection to the world!

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  • SqueakyCleanMC SMP

    SqueakyCleanMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP server, like right now! It’s literally the most epic server ever, like seriously.

    First of all, the spawn area is like a magical unicorn land with rainbow trees and flying pigs, it’s insane! And the admins are like actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you find them in the enchanted forest.

    But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have dance parties with creepers. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted golden carrots.

    Oh, and did I mention the giant lava parkour course that leads to a secret base filled with rare loot? Yeah, it’s totally legit and not at all dangerous.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • CelebCraft: Just Like Us

    CelebCraft: Just Like Us

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where celebrities are just a distant dream? Well, look no further because on our server, you can rub elbows with the likes of Steve Carell, who spends his days mining for diamonds and cracking jokes with players. Not to mention, Beyoncé is known to drop by for impromptu dance parties in the virtual world. So if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us and get ready for some star-studded shenanigans!

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  • BritBlockJewTopia

    BritBlockJewTopia

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A JEWISH BRITISH PARTY IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FULL OF BAGELS, TEA, AND CREEPERS! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND MATZO BALL SOUP.

    RUMOR HAS IT, THE QUEEN HERSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND SHE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHANCE TO BUILD A CASTLE WITH HER MAJESTY!

    ALSO, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT WHERE WE RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIES. IT’S EPIC, DUDE.

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND BE PART OF THE BRITISH JEWISH MINECRAFT REVOLUTION! #BAGELSANDBLOCKSFOREVER

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  • Tillage Tech: Carbon Cutters

    Tillage Tech: Carbon Cutters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, dis server be like havin an AI-powered device dat be makin yo crops grow like crazy! We cuttin dem carbon emissions by 57% and runoff by 86% – dat be some next level sustainability right dere! Join dis server if you wanna be da king of da farm and save da planet at da same time. Plus, we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat shoot lasers outta their eyes. It’s a wild ride, fam. Come join us and be part of da revolution!

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  • Civilization-SMP

    Civilization-SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    CSMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Nations Political Server
    Highlights Players can join or start a country – War, trade, land disputes with other countries – Regulate your own currency with Fair Trade mod – Player-driven rules and experience – Active community feedback and suggestions
    Unique Mods
      • Dynamic Webmap
      • Voicechat
      • Discord Integration
      • FTBChunks Land Claiming
      • Create mod with addons like big cannons
      • Other mods: Valkyrein Skies, Euerka Ships, Clockwork, Trackwork, Timeless and Classics Guns Zero
    Discord Join our Discord for more information

    FAQs

    Q: Can anyone start a country on the server?

    A: Yes, anyone can start a country and choose who they want to add to their Nation.

    Q: How do players regulate their own currency?

    A: Players can use the Fair Trade mod to start and regulate their own unique currency that cannot be copied. They have control over how much currency is printed and its inflation.

    Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

    A: Rules on CSMP are determined by the players to keep the environment civil. The moderation team ensures players have an enjoyable experience.

    Q: Can players suggest mods, rules, or events?

    A: Yes, players can suggest new mods, rules, events to improve the server. The CSMP team values community feedback and involvement.

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  • Epic Campus Craft 1.20.6

    Epic Campus Craft 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like high school but with drinks allowed! Imagine building your own bar and getting wasted with your virtual friends, it’s gonna be lit AF! Forget about boring classes and mean teachers, just grab a virtual beer and party all day long! Who needs education when you can have a virtual party in Minecraft, am I right? Join now and let’s get this virtual party started!

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