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  • COVID Chaos Clinic

    COVID Chaos Clinic
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 3232
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2542 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Villages Defended: 18
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the post-COVID madness in germany and build ur own world of craziness! our GPs are here to diagnose ur blocky problems and treat u with the finest virtual care. high caregiver burden? not here, just grab ur pickaxe and start mining! economic costs? pfft, just trade some diamonds with ur fellow players. come join us and escape to a world where the only gap is the one u jump over to get to the next level of FUN!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””

    ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 2235
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Villages Defended: 5 Dimension Hops: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Crops Grown: 4337
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Zombie Dances: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by Intel Raptor Lake, which may or may not have caused some instability issues. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their gaming experience?

    2. Need some upgrade advice? Look no further than our PC building guide, where we recommend CPUs like the R9 9950X for multicore madness and the i5 13500 for those on a budget. Because why settle for a basic setup when you can go all out?

    3. When it comes to GPUs, we’ve got options for every resolution. From the RTX 4070 Super for 1440p gaming to the ultra-budget option of a used RTX 2060 Super, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about the RTX 4090 for all your amateur production needs – because who needs practicality when you can have extravagance?

    4. RAM, SSDs, coolers, motherboards – we’ve got recommendations for all your PC needs. Just ignore the haters who can’t appreciate the beauty of a 970 EVO SSD. They’re just jealous of its greatness.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

    PuppyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 1428
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a doggy daycare instead of your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of living with an emotional support dog who thinks your furniture is a chew toy!

    Our server offers a peaceful oasis where you can build your dream home without worrying about surprise messes or constant barking. Say goodbye to the stress of coming home to a disaster zone and hello to a world where your only worry is finding the perfect block for your next build.

    Don’t let your roommate’s furry friend ruin your sanity any longer – join our server and reclaim your peace of mind! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual terriers are expertly trained and never leave a mess behind. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the doggy drama for good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

    NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 3764
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Emeralds Found: 3019
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

    So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MinecraftMysteryMadness

    MinecraftMysteryMadness
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 8046
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Potions Brewed: 98
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been playing Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink sheep descended from the sky and started dancing the Macarena? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our wacky Minecraft server yet!

    Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Will you dare to join them?

    So if you’re ready to experience the most unexplainable and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Clock Control Craft

    Clock Control Craft
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 8180
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dimension Hops: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

    and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

    so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 1794
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Alien Abductions: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Goblin King: Krenko
    Server Theme: Goblin chaos and worship of the god of chaos
    Server Rules:

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What is the server theme? The server is themed around goblins, chaos, and the worship of the god of chaos.
    What are the server rules?
    • Kill anything that says goblins are weak
    • Revenge fallen friends
    • Follow the wishes of the god of chaos
    • Respect if respected
    How can I join the server? Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

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  • PvP Masters Minecraft Server

    PvP Masters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 523
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Divine Spears Created: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing boring old singleplayer Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP matches? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Join our server and experience the chaos of PvP like never before. We have custom arenas, insane weapons, and even a secret underground lair where you can challenge the server owner to a duel for ultimate bragging rights.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them in battle. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest PvP adventures of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation

    Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 1026
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in your boring dorm room with nothing to do? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PreggoPals Minecraft Server

    PreggoPals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 3958
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Towns Built: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Alien Abductions: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of babysitting your niece, nephew, and daughter while your brother and SIL kick back and relax! Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about little ones running wild and breaking things.

    With our server, you’ll never have to deal with irresponsible parents again! Say goodbye to constantly watching over three kids while your family members enjoy themselves – on our server, everyone is responsible for their own gameplay.

    And don’t worry about your SIL’s plans for a fourth child – on our server, parenting is a breeze and you can have as many virtual kids as you want without the stress. Plus, our virtual babysitting services are always available, so you can enjoy a date night without burdening your parents.

    Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be watching out for is creepers!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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