incompetent professionals – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyCrack – 420 Blaze It

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a magical portal that transports you to a land made entirely of candy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to laugh, scream, and question your sanity along the way.

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Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

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Moon Craft – We promise no actual moon rocks, only virtual ones on our server! Join us now for some blocky fun! 🌕

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Moon Craft Overview

Name	Moon Craft
Type	Minecraft Survival Server / SMP
Requirements	– Must be 18 or older – Not actively partaking in another serious MC SMP – Must be a content creator or active community member – Must have a Mic for discord
Discord Membership	Free
Server Membership	By Application Only

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join Moon Craft if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, Full Server Membership is restricted to those who are 18 years or older.

2. Do I need to be a content creator to join?

No, you do not have to be a content creator. The server is open to active community members who enjoy playing Minecraft.

3. How can I apply to join Moon Craft?

You can apply by meeting the requirements mentioned in the application section and joining the Discord server through the link provided.

4. Will inactive players be removed from the server?

Yes, inactive players may be pruned regularly to make space for active members.

5. Are there plans to add Enchant Plugins and other features in the future?

Yes, there may be plans to add additional features in the future, so it is recommended to consider your machine’s capabilities for smooth gameplay.

DesiCraft: Where Creeper Curry and Redstone Roti Collide!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will make you say “INDIA???” Well look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly herd of dancing llamas who will guide you through our majestic pixelated land. Our spawn point is a giant Taj Mahal made entirely out of diamond blocks, because why not?

But that’s not all – our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when you defeat them in battle. And if you manage to find the hidden temple of the mystical curry gods, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of stampeding elephants to ride into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for the creepers wearing turbans – they’re known to explode in a shower of glitter and rainbows!

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YeehawCraft: Where Americans Think You’re a Creeper for Taking a Stroll

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If you take a walk on our Minecraft server, players will think you’re a noob who needs a home…a virtual home that is! Join us and show off your building skills to prove those players wrong. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? So come join us and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server!

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MineLachs VS Hypixel

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Comparison of Hypixel and MineLachs Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers	Can be overcrowded at times
Wide variety of game modes, including Bed Wars, SkyWars, and Build Battle	Some game modes may have long queue times
Regular updates and new content added frequently	Can be overwhelming for new players
Active community and forums for players to engage with	Some players may experience lag due to high player count

MineLachs

Pros	Cons
Focus on Citybuild and Freebuild game modes	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Unique game modes like Oneblock and Caveblock	May lack variety in game modes for some players
Community events and competitions	May not have as frequent updates as larger servers
Dedicated team of moderators and administrators	May not have as many active players online at all times

FAQ

What makes Hypixel stand out?

Hypixel is known for its large player base, wide variety of game modes, and regular updates to keep players engaged.

Why choose MineLachs over Hypixel?

MineLachs offers a focus on Citybuild and Freebuild game modes, unique game modes like Oneblock and Caveblock, community events, and a dedicated team of moderators and administrators for a more personalized experience.

CraftyCreeperz: Where even White South Africans can survive crime and torture!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where White South Africans face crime and torture but still believe the US and Europe face a darker future! Join us as we build our own community and fight against the government failing on every conceivable level – from crime to economics to service delivery.

But don’t worry, despite enormous amounts of violence directed at us, we have more hope for the future of South Africa than the U.S. and Europe! Why? Because we’re ready to take on the challenges of wokeness and leftist ideology that is being promoted through the media and universities.

Experience the thrill of lawlessness and crime as we navigate through the murder rate of more than 40 people per 100,000 per year. Farm murders, gang-related violence – you name it, we’ve got it all on our server. So join us for a wild ride as we fight against the odds and build a better future for ourselves in the face of adversity!

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ExpoCraft: Where even creepers are VIPs!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest expo you’ve ever been to! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a land where everything is made of cake and the only rule is to have fun.

So why waste your time at some lame expo when you could be crafting and building with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love to photobomb your epic builds!

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FateCraft – Where Creeper meets Saber

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like the Nether on steroids! Join now for a chance to battle against Ender Dragons riding on top of giant chickens, mine diamonds with your bare hands, and build a castle made entirely out of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join our community of players who have defeated the Wither with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown like a block of obsidian in a TNT cannon!

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SamuraiCraft: Slash your way through pixelated adventures with honor and style!

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Are you ready to unleash your inner samurai warrior in a Minecraft world like never before? Join our server and experience epic RPG battles like never before! Slash, dash, and unleash projectile attacks with just a flick of your wrist! Draw kanji symbols in the air to unleash powerful attacks that will leave your enemies in awe.

But wait, there’s more! Lightly grip your sword for a devastating long-range attack that will have your foes running for cover. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, unlock the forbidden Final Technique Secret Art #666 Crimson Sakura Petal Storm – a move so powerful, it will make even the toughest warriors tremble in fear.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate samurai warrior in a world filled with endless adventure and excitement. And remember, on our server, the crazier the attack, the better!

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