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Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8636
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!

Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

Why The Fuck Is There Still NO Browser With Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	3275
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3449
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mines Excavated:	1644
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ores Mined:	4173	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you feel like a potato trying to play with pros? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond in the rough!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as derpy as you are. We have a secret potion that turns all your fails into epic wins – just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, he’s been known to turn creepers into cuddly pets with a flick of his wand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and wielding a tiny sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even become the next Potato King of the server.

SMP_CraftyCustServDisaster

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	64	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of terrible customer service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our admins are so dedicated to providing top-notch customer service that they once flew to a player’s house just to hand-deliver a stack of diamonds as an apology for a server crash. Join us for the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the most ridiculous customer service stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBaddies

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2612	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Are you tired of dealing with annoying coworkers in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and work with a bunch of virtual villagers who are even worse! From villagers who constantly steal your diamonds to creepers who blow up your hard work, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where all the worst Minecraft players gather to plot their mischief. Join us if you dare!

NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

MineCraftNoobsRUs

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Crops Grown:	6940
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with incompetent people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your incompetent coworkers behind. Our server is filled with skilled players who know how to get things done efficiently and effectively. Say goodbye to frustrating teamwork and hello to smooth sailing with our amazing community.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, there is a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold beyond your wildest dreams. Only the most skilled players can find it and claim its treasures. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave incompetence in the dust. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a wild adventure filled with riches and glory.

NoobNation Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of incompetent leaders making decisions for your nation? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual utopia! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering castles, epic redstone contraptions, and maybe even a monument dedicated to the downfall of a certain incompetent leader. Who needs real-world politics when you can rule your own blocky kingdom? Join us now and let the fun begin!

AutisticCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of feeling like your brain is on the struggle bus? Do you wish you could hit the reset button on life and start fresh? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a virtual journey filled with endless possibilities. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs – all while escaping the harsh realities of being a directionless adult.

No more feeling like a social outcast, because on our server, you’ll make friends with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of being a misunderstood genius. Say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the extraordinary on our server – where the only limit is your imagination.

So why wait? Join us today and experience a world where being a little different is not only accepted but celebrated. Who needs real life when you can have a fresh start in the virtual world? Let’s reroll together!

NightFlare Gaming

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8898	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Animals Bred:	97	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

We are a new server that is hoping that you will join us on our journey to meeting new people, expanding our server, and having a ton of fun!

158.69.28.165

VoxelLoop Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

The VoxelLoop Network is a series of servers designed to bring you the best possible experience.

Our Factions server is lag free and contains many helpful plugins such as: Grief Prevention, Core Protect, Auctions, Economy, and Furniture. (Post suggestions on our forums) Now, you can also purchase apartments in our towns!

Our Creative server is also lag free and contains large 128×128 plots with the ability to use WorldEdit and furniture. We keep this server lag free by using a plugin that allows WorldEdit commands to be ran in pieces rather than as one large action that can sometimes cause a crash.

Visit our TeamSpeak 3 server: voice.voxelloop.co.uk

vl1.voxelloop.co.uk

Sycho

Factions

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Good server, join! NEED STAFF!

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198.27.106.244

Reality-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Reality-Pixelmon, The all-new pixelmon server fit to any needs! Active polling, Grand Exchange, and unlimited potential! The dedicated owner, and forming staff team are hard at work to put out for our players! Server is hosted on a 24/7 DDoS protected board and network. Come join us today, and mold the future of this immaculate server in progress!

74.124.30.171

Robert Ireland

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8916

Server 1.8.8 – PVP Creative Survival All players can be opped. Jobs, ArmorShop, Economy, Vault. Friendly server.

88.150.171.90

Harvest Block

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Divine Spears Created:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

We are a mature and well-established server that consists of players 18 and older. We are often considered rare because we make no exceptions to this rule. This is to ensure we have a nice friendly bunch of people, from different walks of life, who enjoy playing together because they share a hobby.

Please visit our website to apply for whitelisting!

mc.harvest-block.com

Cuba – Prison

Prison

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Danish minecraft server, join it and we can make a nice community! You can read more on my website – and if you have any questions can you send me a mail on [email protected] 🙂

149.202.70.151:25615

Minecrafters Go Mooo

Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

NEED STAFF AND REGULAR PLAYERS!!!

There are two Owners – ItsDIGI and FappyJr/FapToMySkill.

The server has fun plugins, unlimited world, teleports to every biome and no lag!

69.175.55.208

Enchanted Craft

Factions, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	888770	Void Gems Collected:	35
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Votes:	5593
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Enchanted Craft is an Alpha Build of something great, We currently only have Survival and Factions but plan on having Creative and Mini-Games

108.166.163.141

Sarefine

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Sarefine is a server which offers loads of different pvp opportunities, unlike mainstream servers we have a KitPvP based soup server with abilities to rain arrows and suffocate players in ice, 2 of many. We also have a practice server with elo based system in which one can reach the leaderboards and show who is the best. We’re an eu based network soon expanding to many different continents in the future, we look forward to seeing you!

eu.sarefine.com