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Crafty 4Chan Crew

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you secretly a Bollywood fanatic? Do you dream of riding elephants through colorful marketplaces while eating delicious curry? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through the vibrant world of Indian culture, where you can build your own Taj Mahal or ride a cow through the streets of Mumbai. Forget about those few bad apples, come embrace the beauty and chaos of India with us! Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with the spicy flavors and colorful traditions of this incredible country. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner Bollywood star shine!

Shark Bae’s Minecraft Paradise

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, come join us on our server where you can meet my adorable shark wife, Sheila! She loves to swim around in our underwater base and she’s always up for a good time. Plus, she’s a great cook – her underwater sea kelp stew is to die for!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party room where the zombies like to break it down on the dance floor. And our pet creeper, Mr. Boomsalot, loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just watch out for his explosive sense of humor!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky time. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with Sheila, Mr. Boomsalot, and the rest of our zany crew!

Crafty Love Shack – Where Anon’s Heart is Safe from Creeper Explosions!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dimension Hops:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can caress virtual buttocks and go to sleep at a reasonable hour! Our server is the perfect place for all night owls who just can’t stop chatting at 3 in the morning. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Who needs sleep when you can have a butt-touching good time on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Captcha Chaos

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	374	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magic Items Found:	8214	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers run by respectable nose people? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mischievous monkeys who have taken over the internet! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem – join our server now and see what all the fuss is about!

LimbusCraft: Where the General Chat is as chaotic as a creeper explosion! #1424

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5035
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Villages Defended:	9

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering! But wait, there’s more – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and take a trip to the MirrorClock OrangeRoad for even more craziness!

Our current events include extracting the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and the Edgar Family Butler Ishmael – who knows what secrets they hold? And don’t miss out on the upcoming extractions of the Edgar Family Heir Gregor and the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust. It’s a drama-filled extravaganza!

Join us on this server directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers, twists, turns, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

So why wait? Dive into the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer insanity of our Minecraft server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before – and you’ll be hooked from the first tutorial. See you there, adventurer!

Creepin’ Craft: Where darkness isn’t the favorite element

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Animals Bred:	63
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7708
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where darkness reigns supreme? Well, look no further because on our server, darkness is so last season! Our favorite element is actually glitter, because who doesn’t love a little extra sparkle in their life?

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build castles made entirely of cotton candy, and battle against evil mobs with enchanted bubble wands. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn companion to help them on their quest for glory!

So why settle for darkness when you can have glitter, unicorns, and llamas? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Blockheads & Bedmates: Where smart players choose optimal partners & build epic worlds!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Animals Bred:	38	Star Shards Collected:	279
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Void Gems Collected:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring servers with basic rules and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the skinny, pretty blondes with brown eyes out there! We believe in only allowing the most optimal sex partners to join our community, because let’s face it, the human race needs some serious upgrading. So if you fit the criteria and want to make some beautiful Minecraft babies, come join us for a wild and crazy time! Who knew building blocks could lead to such a steamy adventure?

KampucheaCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a good laugh!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	9050
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where suffering is simply not allowed! In fact, we have a team of magical unicorns who sprinkle happiness dust on all players to ensure a constant state of joy and bliss.

Join us and experience a world where creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter.

Our server is so amazing that even Endermen have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. And if you ever feel sad, just hop on and our resident panda therapist will give you a virtual hug and a pep talk.

So why suffer in the real world when you can join us in Kampuchea and live your best Minecraft life? Happiness awaits!

Pixelated Places: Where Real Life Meets Video Games

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Emeralds Found:	5772
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a real-life video game location come to life! Imagine battling creepers in the streets of New York City, or mining for diamonds in the depths of the Grand Canyon.

Join our server for a chance to explore iconic video game locations like the Mushroom Kingdom, Hyrule, and even the Death Star! Our server is so epic, even the NPCs have their own side quests for you to complete.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden somewhere on the server that holds the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and emeralds. Are you brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate video game adventure of a lifetime!

TwinkCraft: Where you can finally suck dick and rub your diamonds together all day long!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	2769
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Tired of missing out on all the twink action in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own twink paradise and live out all your wildest fantasies. From twink villages to twink dungeons, the possibilities are endless! So why wait? Join now and start sucking virtual twink dick like there’s no tomorrow!