Are you tired of living in a country that’s more messed up than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world! Join us and watch as your problems disappear faster than a stack of diamonds in a lava pit.
On our server, you can build your own utopia where the only laws are the laws of physics (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Need to escape a corrupt government? Just hop on our server and create your own democratic paradise where everyone gets a say, even the chickens!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to participate in our weekly “Pig Racing Championships” where the stakes are high and the pigs are faster than a speeding arrow. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-world problems behind. Because let’s face it, your country is probably more screwed up than a redstone contraption built by a noob.
Are you tired of incompetent support staff ruining your adventures in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Sinbad is always supported as a Magi, preventing all disasters and mishaps. Say goodbye to dumb faggots and hello to a magical journey filled with epic quests, crazy creatures, and endless fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic tale – join now and let the adventure begin!
Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our head of development team is a complete disaster – they have absolutely no relevant skillset, talents, or insight whatsoever. But hey, who needs expertise when you have pure, unadulterated chaos, am I right?
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected glitches, random explosions, and maybe even a few flying pigs. Who needs a well-thought-out game plan when you can just wing it and see what happens? It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a twist of absolute madness.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, look no further. Join us today and embrace the chaos – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Brazilian political rally? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Brazilian cucks are like, “Whoa, this is too much for us!” Join us and experience the thrill of being butt fucked by an illiterate commie president…in Minecraft form, of course. And if that’s not enough, our economy is so tanked that you’ll be mining for diamonds just to afford a loaf of bread. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!
Are you tired of boring, well-organized Minecraft servers with competent leadership? Then come join our server, where chaos reigns supreme thanks to our team of Democrat leaders!
Picture this: instead of efficient decision-making and clear communication, you’ll have endless debates and filibusters over which block to place next. Our server is like a virtual Capitol Hill, but with creepers and zombies instead of politicians.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are truly one-of-a-kind. Join us for the annual “Campaign Trail” where players compete to win votes from the rest of the server by building the most impressive structures. And don’t miss out on the “Scandal Showdown” where players try to out-scheme each other in a battle of political intrigue.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a complete shit show in the best way possible, come join us today! Who needs competent leadership when you can have chaos and laughter instead?
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!
Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.
But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!
Are you tired of worshipping all the wrong things in life? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from your existential crisis! Join us and worship the almighty block, the one true ruler of the virtual world!
On our server, you can build your own temple to the block gods, sacrifice virtual chickens in their honor, and even participate in epic block-building battles to prove your devotion. Who needs money, beauty, or fame when you have the power of the block on your side?
So come join us and embrace the pixelated paradise that awaits you. Say goodbye to your earthly woes and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can stack your blocks. Worship death? Nah, we worship blocks, baby!
Are you tired of being surrounded by incompetent leaders in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the president of your own virtual world! And trust us, you can’t possibly be as useless as the presidents on our server.
Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you question your sanity. From navigating through lava-filled mazes to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll actually be a better president in Minecraft than in real life!
So come join us and show the world just how useless you can be as a president in our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even surprise yourself with your incompetence!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers run by respectable nose people? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mischievous monkeys who have taken over the internet! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem – join our server now and see what all the fuss is about!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong. That’s right, we have mutant creepers, zombie villagers, and even a dragon president who is trying to take over the world! But don’t worry, we have plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is also a portal to other dimensions! You can travel to a land filled with candy, a world where pigs fly, or even a realm where everything is made of cheese. The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens and killer bunnies – they’re not your average mobs!
WinCraft
You want to know what we have to offer!
1) An awesome real-life spawn map in a medieval style.
2) A good real-life money system with jobs.
3) A plot world.
4) At the spawn there are user shops that are like market stalls.
5) The Skyblock “Flying Island” plugin is also included.
6) You can also drive cars at spawn with “/auto”.
7) A farm world where you can build and farm.
8) An expensive admin shop that you buy things from the users.
9) There will also be some minigames/PvP.
10) The last and most important thing is a nice and cool server team!!
These are the best 10 reasons to give you WinCraft.de
Minecraft IP: WinCraft.de / Version: 1.7-1.8
Lightning-Craft is a new server where you can make your own worlds and choose which plugins to use for it!
Get on and invite your friends to start having fun!
MOO-CRAFT centres around pvp and legit survival. We have a simple spawn that allows people to easily get to the pvp quickly. We have no borders so you can travel as far out as you want to ensure your base is safe from being raided. No factions either, so raiding is just like vanilla Minecraft raiding. At 9:30PM (UK time) we host a mine refill, allowing players to obtain diamonds, emeralds, and other minerals from the public mine located at spawn.
The CraftyCreeper was originally known as Stargate-MV. This server is friendly for all ages – and has many features great for new players! We have a simple land protection system and we employ moderation tactics such as swear filters to keep the chat friendly.
We have a KitPVP server alongside our Survival, Minigames and Creative servers which makes PVPing fair. We currently have a wide variety of games on our MiniGames server including SurvivalGames.
Resortcraft – Welcome to the family.
The Resortcraft Server Network offers a family friendly gameplay experience featuring a broad range of different game modes including Creative/Roleplay, Minigames and ThemeParks. With all of our loving cast members and some help from custom coded plugins, we can proudly say that we offer the SAFEST experience on minecraft.
Join today at: hub.resortcraft.net
Hub: /join Hub
Creative/Roleplay: /join Creative
Minigames: /join Arcade (The mini game servers can be accessed from here).
Theme Parks and Attractions (such as our unique Dungeons Experience): /join Main (Please note: This server is on 1.7 only).
We hope to see you soon!
Owl Academy is a brand new server (opened on 9th January 2015), with a brand new world called Nocturne. In this world you can use magical powers, easy to make land protection, and an economy and shop system to enjoy Minecraft survival in a wonderful way.
The server is designed to have a friendly community to go with it – this is somewhere you can make friends! There’s no PVP except friendly duels in the arena, and there’s absolutely no griefing!
We are a Survival Pixelmon server meaning that you can catch pokemon as well as engage in your usual minecraft survival. We seek to provide what other servers fail to do: a fun pixelmon experience, approachable staff members who will help you when you need and a friendly community.
Hello everybody,
Are you in searching of a Survival RPG Minecraft server, SkyBlocks, Mini-Games or Survival Games server with no lag, a serious and mature staff?
The solution is B-Zone Minecraft Survival RPG Server! We are the biggest community in Romania!
We have a lot of fun and event.
We have a large number of plugins installend on the server like MCMOO, Business, Factions, etc.
This is a PVP server with a very attractive PVP arena.
RPG is introduced by mcMMO, Jobs and Factions, it helps you to interact with other players and make new friends to enjoy the best server together.
