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Block BreakupCraft
BLOCK, break up, BreakupCraft, Communication Issues, emotional pain, ending a relationship, falling out of love, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, letting go, long term relationship, love advice, moving on, red flags, relationship advice, relationship struggles, seeking closure, signs of a breakup, toxic relationship, trust issues, unhealthy relationshipIf your partner starts building diamond armor and enchanting weapons to protect themselves from you in Minecraft, it’s probably time to break up. Join our server where relationships are so intense, they spill over into the virtual world. Who needs couples therapy when you can battle it out in a PvP arena instead? Plus, we have a special “breakup island” where you can dump all your ex’s items and watch them burn in a fiery pit of lava. It’s cathartic, trust us. So come join us for some relationship drama and Minecraft mayhem! -
AwkwardCraft SMP
awkward, AwkwardCraft, Communication, compatibility, date, DATING, deal breaker, Differences, Disappointment, Honesty, incompatibility, red flags, relationship deal breakers, relationship dynamics, relationships, smp, Surprise, Trust, unexpected, unexpected turn, VALUES, warning signsWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only deal-breaker is not joining us! Picture this: you’re on a date with someone and suddenly they reveal they don’t play Minecraft. The horror! But fear not, because on our server, everyone plays Minecraft and we take it very seriously.Once, someone joined our SMP thinking they could build a house out of dirt. Needless to say, they were swiftly banished to the Nether for such blasphemy. But don’t worry, we have plenty of room for all kinds of builders, whether you’re a redstone genius or just like to create pixel art of your favorite memes.
Join us on our Minecraft SMP and never worry about deal-breakers again. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together!
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BlockyLoveLost Minecraft SMP
BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveLost, Breakup, change in feelings, Communication Issues, compatibility, DATING, dishonesty, disinterest, emotional disconnect, falling out of love, incompatibility, indifference, lack of attraction, lack of chemistry, lack of effort, lost interest, Minecraft, red flags, relationship, smp, trust issues, unfaithfulnessAre you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing League,” where players compete in high-speed races on saddled pigs while dodging obstacles like flying creepers and lava pits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!
So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!
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ExBlockScape
BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional pain, ex, ExBlockScape, healing, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, Infidelity, last straw, letting go, moving on, personal growth, red flags, relationship, self love, self-care, toxic relationship, trust issuesAre you tired of dealing with relationship drama and heartbreak? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken.Our server is so amazing that even your ex will be jealous of all the fun you’re having. Imagine a place where you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.
So say goodbye to your ex and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more plentiful here than on any other server. Just saying.
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CraftyDivorceMinecraft SMP
Abuse, addiction, Communication Issues, CraftyDivorceMinecraft, emotional neglect, financial problems, growing apart, incompatibility, Infidelity, lack of commitment, lack of compatibility, lack of compromise, lack of effort, lack of intimacy, lack of respect, lack of support, lack of trust, marriage problems, reasons for divorce, smp, unrealistic expectationsAre you tired of your spouse stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Join our SMP where we have a strict “no stealing from your partner” rule to prevent divorce over virtual items! Plus, our community is so fun and engaging, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Trust us, joining our SMP will save your marriage and your Minecraft loot! -
ExBlocksWithBenefits
communication problems, different priorities, Emotional distance, ExBlocksWithBenefits, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, growing apart, incompatibility, lack of chemistry, lack of commitment, lack of connection, lack of effort, lack of respect, lack of support, loss of interest, personality differences, reasons for breakup, relationship issues, trust issues, unresolved conflictsTired of dealing with your ex’s drama and need a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where you can build your dream house without anyone nagging you about leaving the toilet seat up. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more plentiful here than your ex’s excuses for not doing the dishes. So why waste your time on someone who couldn’t even remember your birthday when you could be crafting epic adventures with us? Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama, and hello to creepers blowing up your stuff instead! -
CelebCrushMinecraftSMP
big screen crush, CelebCrushMinecraftSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous actor, famous actress, famous crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, Hollywood heartthrob, Idol, movie star, red carpet crush, silver screen crush, tv starJoin our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)! -
Hell’s Grill & Chill
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the BBQ is so fire, it’s straight outta hell! Join us if you want to feast on some devilishly delicious ribs and wings while dodging fireballs from the lava pits. Our Nether-themed decor will make you feel right at home, and our friendly staff of demons will ensure you have a hell of a good time. So come on down to our fiery pit of flavor and see why we’re the hottest spot in the underworld! -
CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans
billionaire, Billions, Carl Icahn, Charged, corporate governance, CraftyCarlsHiddenLoans, financial fraud, Financial Misconduct, Hiding, illegal activity, insider trading, Investor, legal troubles, loans, market manipulation, regulatory violations, scandal, SEC investigation, Stock Market Manipulation, wall street, white collar crimeso, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite? -
MineCrafty7 – Epic Server
#pantsu, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, Epic, epic seven, Festive Eda, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Hwayoung, Increased Rates, Indestructible Gaiters, Lucklets, Magic Bubble Maker, MineCrafty7, mobile, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, RPG, Server, update, Yuppieraids guideAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for insane raids where you’ll battle mythical creatures and conquer epic bosses. Need some guidance? Check out our newbro guide that will have you dominating the game in no time.But wait, there’s more! Our server has resources that will blow your mind. From rare items to secret locations, you’ll never run out of things to discover. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates event. Festive Eda and Magic Bubble Maker? Yes, please!
Looking for a challenge? Mystic Summons will test your skills and reward you with powerful allies. And if you’re feeling social, join one of our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan. Just make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting to show you’re one of us.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!
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EggSMP – E-Girl Extravaganza!
adult content, AGP sluts, Celebrities, Celebs, COSPLAY, cosplay gals, e-girl general, E-Girls, EggSMP, EGirl, EXTRAVAGANZA, fap friends, fetish, internet culture, internet girls, NSFW, Online Community, online personalities, simp culture, simping, spitters are winners, Streamers, streamingAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where all the e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and celebs hang out! If she’s an internet girl, you can bet she’s on our server and ready for you to simp for her!But that’s not all, we also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts with open arms! And if you’re a spitter, well, you’re a winner in our book! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server!
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ExGoneCrazy Minecraft SMP
Anger management problems, BETRAYAL, boundary violations, codependency, communication breakdown, control issues, crazy ex, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, ExGoneCrazy, Gaslighting, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health issues, Minecraft, obsessive behavior, power struggles, relationship problems, smp, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved traumaAre you tired of dealing with your “crazy ex” in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP and turn your “crazy ex” into your “crazy ex-crafter”!Our server is filled with so much chaos and mayhem that even the most insane exes will feel right at home. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps to prank other players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But the best part? You can finally get revenge on your “crazy ex” by trapping them in a never-ending maze or unleashing a horde of creepers on them. It’s all in good fun, right?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your “crazy ex” become your “crazy ex-crafter” in the most hilarious way possible!
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CraftyCashCrew
Beliefs, budgeting, Childhood, CraftyCashCrew, family, financial situation, Financial Stability, future planning, Impact, influence, lessons learned, Lifestyle, Memories, MONEY, savings, socioeconomic status, upbringing, VALUESAre you tired of mining for diamonds in real life just to afford a decent meal? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the diamonds you could ever dream of! Join us and leave your financial woes behind as you build your way to riches beyond your wildest imagination.Growing up, my family was so broke that we had to use dirt blocks as currency. But thanks to this Minecraft server, I’ve learned the value of hard work and perseverance. Now, I’m the richest player on the server and I owe it all to my humble beginnings.
So come join us and see how your financial situation growing up can actually be a blessing in disguise. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!