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Quarter of the Void 1.20.5

1.20.5, AMERICANS, college students, CUMSHOTS, Ego, ejaculations, elderly couples, Empty, Men, nation, people, per hour, per minute, per second, professionals, Quarter, sexually active, virginities, Void, work, working hours, younger ones

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Join our Minecraft server and escape the overwhelming pressure of millions of ejaculations happening every second in America!

Experience a world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about the weight of simultaneous cumshots crushing your ego.

College students, overworked professionals, and elderly couples can all come together in our server to unleash their creativity and have fun without the burden of societal expectations.

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the madness of real life and join us in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

ExBlocktion Minecraft Server

Argument, Bachelor, bills, Carpenter, Court, electrician, ex, ExBlocktion, father in-law, fixer upper, Girlfriend, Handy, House, Kids, Minecraft, moving out, Pregnant, renovation, rent out, SEPARATE, Separated, Server, splitting, WIBTA

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crops Grown:	7055
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual house without any interference from pesky father-in-laws! No need to worry about splitting bills or dealing with family drama – just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.

Plus, our server is equipped with a special “Ex-Father-in-Law Eliminator” tool that allows you to banish any unwanted relatives from your virtual world. Say goodbye to awkward family arguments and hello to a stress-free gaming experience!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life renovations and family disputes.

CrazyCraft: AITA?!?!

Adult, aita, attachment, birthday present, Boyfriend, cat, crazy, crazycraft, DAUGHTER, dog, family dog, ferret, full-time job, GRIEVING, mean, pet responsibility, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SNAKE, social life

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into getting pets for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the never-ending cycle of pet responsibility. No more cleaning up after snakes, feeding ferrets, or walking dogs. Our virtual world is pet-free and responsibility-free! Plus, you won’t have to deal with any sneaky boyfriends buying unwanted pets for your adult children. Say goodbye to pet drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the real-life pet responsibilities behind!

CraftyCraze: The Best Thing!

Advancements, best, CraftyCraze, current affairs, current events, encouraging, Global, Happening, Impactful, inspiring, noteworthy, opinion, Optimistic, Positive Change, positive news, progress, Significant, society, trend, Uplifting, world

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	282	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Well, obviously it’s our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that shoot rainbow fireballs. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyModiMuskMixup

confusion, controversy, CraftyModiMuskMixup, Diplomatic, discussion, Government, headline, Indian PM, international affairs, Meeting, modi, Musk, News, Politics, relationships, speculation, summit, summit meeting, trump, U.S. visit, world leaders

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	679	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

so, like, you gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz like, trump was all like, “wut da heck, why is modi hangin’ out with musk in da u.s.???” and we were all like, “yo, come join our server and maybe u can figure it out, bro!”

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster dat goes through a volcano.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all our rare items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

so come join us on dis wild ride and maybe u can solve da mystery of modi and musk’s epic hang sesh. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

CraftVerse Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, anti-connection, anti-social, antisocial behavior, apathetic, Craftverse, disconnected, Disconnection, fictional language, Hermit, independent, Introvert, ISOLATION, isolationism, LONER, LoneWolf, misanthropic, Netflix, programming, Realms, reclusive, solitary, solitude

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Divine Spears Created:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ores Mined:	6112
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Yo bro, forget about connecting with humans and dive into the ultimate Minecraft server where you can speak the language of the blocks! Join us and learn the language of creepers, zombies, and Endermen – who needs people when you can communicate with pixelated mobs? Plus, our server has a secret language only true gamers can decipher, so if you’re tired of human interaction, come join us for a language experience like no other!

RabbitHoleRage

Communication, comorbid disorders, dieting, education, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Healthy Eating, medical field, mental disorders, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health support, personal boundaries, RabbitHoleRage, restrictive diets, scientific research, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is filled with so much chaos and fun that you won’t even remember why you were arguing with your brother about carnivore diets and big pharma.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own tiny home without any construction skills, start a food truck without any cooking experience, and tackle huge projects that you’ll never finish – just like your brother! Plus, our server is so immersive that you’ll feel like you’re living in a capitalist hellscape, but with more diamonds and creepers.

Forget about toxic gas from plant materials – on our server, the only toxic thing you’ll encounter is the occasional troll in the chat. So come on over and let’s play some video games together, because who needs family drama when you have a virtual world to escape to?

UnicornJuggler Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, UnicornJuggler

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Bro, have you ever tried to tame a pack of wild llamas while riding a pig in Minecraft? It’s like trying to juggle creepers while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT! But that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got the craziest challenges and the wackiest adventures waiting for you.

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens with diamond swords, build a house out of nothing but slime blocks, or race against a horde of zombie villagers in a minecart derby. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you have to decipher riddles written in chicken scratch to find the hidden loot.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head for extra protection? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server out there. Plus, we have free cake every Friday! So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem today!

AmbassadorXtraterrestrial

#announcement, acceptance, Alien Ambassador., alien encounter, Ambassador of Earth, AmbassadorXtraterrestrial, Contact Earth, Cosmic Connection, diplomatic relations, Earth’s Representative, Extraterrestrial Communication, Friendly Aliens, global communication, global unity, Identity, Intergalactic Diplomacy, intergalactic relations, interstellar communication, Special Selection, unique opportunity, Universal Peace

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	184
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4997	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Buildings Constructed:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest alien ambassador dreams! Picture this: you, decked out in a shiny spacesuit, representing Earth to a group of friendly extraterrestrials. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special “Alien Ambassador” roleplay event where you can negotiate intergalactic treaties, explore alien worlds, and even ride in a spaceship (virtual, of course). Plus, who wouldn’t want to be the chosen one by aliens? So come on, join us and show those aliens why you’re the best ambassador Earth has to offer!

CraftyPutinLiesLOL

accusations, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, CraftyPutinLiesLOL, Deception, Diplomacy, Dispute, international relations, Liar, Meeting, Politics, president, putin, russia, summit, trump, Truth, Ukraine, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1509	Love Letters Sent:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Potions Brewed:	130
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, cuz, like, zelenskyy said that putin is a big fat liar, and we all know that means u gotta come play on our server to escape all the lies and drama in the real world, ya know? plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party with all the cool kids in town. so, like, what are u waitin’ for? come join us and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be serious all the time, amirite?