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  • GrammarPoliceMC

    GrammarPoliceMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we communicate through condescending and rude signs just like my manager at work! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience filled with incoherent messages and passive-aggressive notes scattered throughout the server.

    But don’t worry, we also have a grammar police squad that goes around correcting all the poorly written signs, just like I did at work. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a sign on a sign on a sign, because why communicate like adults when you can just plaster the walls with notes?

    So come join us on this wild ride of miscommunication and hilarity, where the only rule is to never take down the signs, just like my manager never does. It’s a sign-tastic adventure waiting for you!

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  • SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

    SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

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  • DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

    DrunkMedic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!

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  • CraftyDUIJustice

    CraftyDUIJustice
    Come join our Minecraft server where the party never ends! We have wild nights filled with drunken shenanigans, just like this crazy story where a friend tried to drive drunk but got arrested instead.

    You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re ordering Ubers for your intoxicated friends or causing scenes on the street. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a run-in with the cops like in this epic tale.

    Join now for non-stop excitement and outrageous adventures! Just remember, always play responsibly…unlike our friend in this story.

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