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  • SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

    SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 2419
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 5925
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

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  • DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

    DrunkMedic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 7676
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5452 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!

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  • CraftyDUIJustice

    CraftyDUIJustice
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 4177
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Towns Built: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Mines Excavated: 2565 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

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    Come join our Minecraft server where the party never ends! We have wild nights filled with drunken shenanigans, just like this crazy story where a friend tried to drive drunk but got arrested instead.

    You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re ordering Ubers for your intoxicated friends or causing scenes on the street. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a run-in with the cops like in this epic tale.

    Join now for non-stop excitement and outrageous adventures! Just remember, always play responsibly…unlike our friend in this story.

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  • Sparkling Zero Mods Minecraft SMP

    Sparkling Zero Mods Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 7951
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 115

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    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft? Do you want to spice up your gameplay with some epic mods that will blow your mind? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and witness the madness of Saiyaman Undersuit Videl, Buucolo, and Gohan AF – these mods will have you fighting like a true warrior in no time! And don’t even get me started on Zaiko or Xicor, Pan Black, and topless Caulifla – they’ll have you looking fly as heck while you’re slaying mobs left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! How about GT Vegeta, Saiyan armor Kale and Caulifla, and muscular Kefla? These mods will have you feeling like the ultimate Saiyan powerhouse in no time!

    And let’s not forget about the Pilaf Gang skins – because who wouldn’t want to run around as those lovable little troublemakers?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest modded adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).

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  • Crafty Bagel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Bagel Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 8799
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can serenade your enemies with your epic Minecraft skills. Or how about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your Minecraft fashion sense in a glamorous masquerade ball!

    Don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring characters like Satsuki in a dress and Momoi as a maid. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness!

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  • Anglo Kike Run Minecraft SMP

    Anglo Kike Run Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 3468
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server will make anglokike occupiers run for their lives! That’s right, we have so much chaos and craziness going on that even the toughest players will be shaking in their diamond boots.

    Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community like no other. We’ve got secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to photobomb your screenshots.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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  • Crafty Essexpressions Minecraft Server

    Crafty Essexpressions Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 9312
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Farms Harvested: 987 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Essexpressions! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player joined Essexpressions and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with dancing llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

    But that’s not all! On Essexpressions, you can ride on the backs of flying turtles, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly pancake-eating contest with the villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Infinite Power!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Essexpressions today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /akg/ – Arknights General

    Minecraft SMP – /akg/ – Arknights General
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 3100
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Mines Excavated: 2484
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 211 Votes: 1174
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

    We’ve got 6 Guard Viviana, 6 Caster Ebenholz, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Plus, we’ve got a Hello Kitty Collab Series coming soon that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • CallistoLuna

    CallistoLuna
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 2379
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Towns Built: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

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    CallistoLuna is a Towny survival server. Our players can create towns and nations, and these towns and nations can produce resources. Joining a nation directly provides a 5 chunk barrier of grief-proof land from other nations/outsiders. When a town falls due to lack of funds, the town becomes a ‘ruin’ and can be claimed within a certain period by a resident of the fallen town. If you join and there are no mayors or open towns you can use the campfire provided in your starter kit to create a single-chunk protection that will keep you and your stuff safe from mobs and PVP until you can join a town. We also have PyroFishing for those of our players who enjoy chilling out and fishing. We have PyroFarming as well to enrich our players’ experiences (and pockets.) ArtMap is installed so people can create map-sized pixel art from the comfort of their own bases! Artists can make copies of their work to sell in player-owned chest shops. BattlePass and Daily rewards are used to provide fun items for players. BattlePass requires you to do quests/activities on the server to gain points, which can then be redeemed for prizes/money on the battle pass. Daily rewards gives you items/money each day you log in as a thank you. There is no streak to maintain with this. If life takes you away from Minecraft, you can join back and your progress in DailyRewards will remain where you left it. Our goal is a chill experience where you can hang out with friends, relax after work or school, and build the town of your dreams!

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  • Bleach Lore Minecraft Server

    Bleach Lore Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 3569
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Animals Bred: 29
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

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    Are you tired of reading through pages and pages of Bleach lore just to understand everyone’s abilities? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we’ve condensed all the information into hilarious and easy-to-digest bits. Want to know why Ichigo can’t stop screaming “Bankai” every five minutes? Or how Aizen’s hair stays so perfectly styled even in battle? Come join us and find out! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Kenpachi in a PvP battle, he’ll give you his eyepatch as a prize. So what are you waiting for? Join now and dive into the wacky world of Bleach like never before!

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  • Black Friday Minecraft SMP Sale

    Black Friday Minecraft SMP Sale
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 4616
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Towns Built: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

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    Are you tired of being a noob at public speaking? Do you want to level up your skills and conquer your fear of presenting? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our virtual world is the perfect training ground for honing your speaking abilities. Plus, rumor has it that our VR headset is so /g/ certified, it will make you the king of public speaking in no time. Join us for epic goon sessions and watch as your confidence soars to new heights. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a virtual presentation pro!

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  • What is the IP for Asmongold Clips Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Asmongold Clips Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 609
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Runes Activated: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    New Minecraft ServersAsmongold Clips is a popular Twitch channel dedicated to curating and showcasing the best moments from the live streams of the well-known Twitch streamer, Asmongold. With a focus on entertaining and humorous highlights, Asmongold Clips provides viewers with a condensed and engaging look at the content produced by Asmongold. Follow along for a daily dose of laughter, nostalgia, and entertainment from the world of Twitch streaming.

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  • Offline Minecraft server

    Offline Minecraft server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 9107
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 134 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

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