| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5471 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | New Chunks Explored: | 394325 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 8553 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6894 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 3208 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by players with names like “LlamaQueen69” or “PotatoNinja123”. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events and challenges you’ve ever seen. Want to participate in a llama race across the map? Done. How about a potato throwing contest? We got you covered.
So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player with a name that will leave everyone speechless.
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 2227 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 564103 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being the unwanted family member – Witness the drama unfold as court battles ensue – Explore the depths of sibling loyalty and parental obligations – Discover the true meaning of family dysfunction in a virtual world
So come on down to our server and join in on the chaotic fun! Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional one in Minecraft? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3068 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.
So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 325 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 688234 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.
So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3092 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Votes: | 9133 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2197 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 765164 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!
I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6951 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
also, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will give u quests to find the legendary golden egg that grants u unlimited diamonds. but be warned, the egg is guarded by a giant lava monster who loves to play hide and seek.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy? yeah, u can ride a gumdrop unicorn while eating a marshmallow tree. it’s like a sugar rush on steroids, bro.
so come on down to this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. cuz who doesn’t love cookies, right?
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 251 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6515 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Just like the OP’s aunt, Carol, who couldn’t make up her mind about who to include in her wedding party, we value indecisiveness and drama. Join us for a chance to be chosen as a bridesmaid, only to be replaced last minute! Or maybe you’ll be asked to be a flower girl, just to have the offer taken away because someone else carried the baby for 9 months. The possibilities are endless!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where you’ll never know if you’re truly wanted or just a backup plan. Join now and embrace the chaos!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6596 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your freelance videography/photography empire without any interruptions. No need to babysit anyone’s kid or worry about missing work commitments – just focus on building your business and having a blast!
Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of personal time and space. Plus, we have virtual zoos where you can take a break and relax without any pressure.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs relationship challenges when you can have endless fun in the world of Minecraft? Let’s build, create, and laugh together – because life is too short to be stressed out about babysitting duties!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2673 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for photobombing your screenshots and stealing your diamonds. Not to mention the creepers who have mastered the art of stealth and will blow up your creations just for fun.
So if you’re looking for a challenge, a good laugh, and possibly a mental breakdown, join our server today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of patience because you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6830 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 205 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
u gotta join dis server cuz we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and all da shiny stuff. but shh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone. unless u wanna share the loot, then go ahead and spill the beans.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic. but watch out, he likes to prank players by setting their houses on fire. it’s all in good fun, right?
so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never put scissors in your pants pocket. trust me, it’s a bad idea.
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 234 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| JustBucket Minecraft Server Overview |
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| Hiring Helper staff ranks! |
| Introducing JustBucket Minecraft Server: Where Community and Quality Meet! |
| A Home for Every Player: |
| Endless Possibilities: |
| Unparalleled Gameplay: |
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Yes, our server is cross-platform, and both Java and Bedrock players can connect seamlessly. Use the IP JustBucket.Minecraft.Best and remember to use port 25566 if you’re using the Bedrock version.
We offer a variety of ranks and positions, including helper staff ranks that are currently hiring. There is always room for growth and advancement on our server.
No, our server runs 24/7 with zero lag, ensuring a seamless gameplay experience for all players.
You can participate in trade with fellow players, set up shops, join jobs and tournaments, and engage in various activities to earn in-game currency. Use your hard-earned money to purchase items, blocks, and more.
We are constantly evolving and updating our server to provide the best experience for our players. From exciting new features to thrilling events, there is always something fresh and exciting happening at JustBucket.
Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uMkz8wdqSP to connect with players, get more information, and become a part of our family on JustBucket Minecraft Server.
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3857 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 973 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1899 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by Joseph Joestar himself! That’s right, the legendary JoJo is here to guide you on your quest to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Dio Brando himself is lurking in the shadows, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to cross his path.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom-built dungeons filled with rare loot, secret passages that lead to hidden treasures, and even a pet creeper named Speedwagon who will follow you around and explode on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Diamond Is Unbreakable – a diamond sword that can slice through anything with ease.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your best Joestar pose and a sense of humor, because things are about to get bizarre!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 611 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4790 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Imagine a world where titles and labels cause chaos and hurt feelings, just like in this tale of a fiancé who wants to be called a spouse and an aunt before the feelings are even there. You’ll have a blast navigating through the drama and deciding who’s the real AH in this situation.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into a server where you can create your own wild family dynamics and make up outrageous stories just like this one. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?
So join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, relationships, and family drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about titles and labels. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6581 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Join us and confess that you once accidentally punched a villager in the face thinking it was a zombie, or that you secretly hoard all the diamonds for yourself while pretending to share with your friends.
Our server is a safe space for all your embarrassing Minecraft mishaps and shady dealings. So come on, join us and let your skeletons out of the closet (or should we say, out of the mineshaft)!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6864 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 554 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 602 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
why should u join? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and suddenly they were transformed into a block of cheese. but don’t worry, they were the tastiest cheese in all the land.
also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls? ya, it’s pretty lit.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a talking microwave that tells the funniest jokes? ya, u heard me right. u can have a laugh while ur food is heating up.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure. so come on, join us and let the craziness begin!
