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HolySnakeBiteCraft

Awareness, bite wound, Caution, Church, danger, emergency, family, fear, HolySnakeBiteCraft, Hospital, Incident, medical help, Mother, parking lot, Recovery, Scary, shock, snake bite, Trauma, unexpected, venomous snake

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Magic Items Found:	3051
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than my mother getting bitten by a snake in a church parking lot? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to explode! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community so awesome, it’ll make your head spin faster than a witch on a broomstick. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

Airman’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

2024.., Adventure, airman, Airmans, bodycam footage, cnn, deputy, Dispute, Epic, fatal shooting, Florida, home, Incident, investigation, May 09, Minecraft, News, released, Roger Forston, Sheriff, Shot, US, victim’s family, wrong apartment

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	579502
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Star Shards Collected:	98
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Crops Grown:	1250	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Florida man on bath salts? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the sheriffs can’t keep up! Join us for a chance to dodge bullets, solve mysteries, and maybe even end up in the wrong apartment (or is it the right one?) Just like this deputy in the bodycam footage, you never know what crazy adventures await you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

PoopCraft: Where even the protestors can’t hold it in!

arrest, arrested protestor, BIZARRE, campus, EMBARRASSING, funny, Hold, Humiliation, Incident, News, PoopCraft, pooped himself, protest, protestor, protestors, Public, REMOVED.., social media, strange, trending, ucla, University, viral

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Potions Brewed:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a protestor pooping themselves while being arrested? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be pooping your pants with excitement! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always on the edge of their seats (or toilets). Don’t miss out on the action – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyColumbianKnifeFight

assault, Attack, colombia, Corner, CraftyColumbianKnifeFight, crime, Dangerous, football, Incident, injury, knife thrown, player, Soccer, social media, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, Video, violence, viral, viral video

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	2172
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the dinosaurs in Colombia are trying to join in on the fun! Picture this: a dino trying to take a corner in a race, only to have a knife thrown at its head! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, folks. We’ve got so many cases of SOVL (Silliness Over Very Loud) that you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7. So come on and join the chaos, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional knife-wielding dino).

TrumpTrialFireworks Minecraft Server

activism, Based, Courthouse, courthouse protest, death, demonstration, Fox 5 NY, Incident, jury selection, Minecraft, new york city, News, ourguy, political activism, protest, Self Immolation, Server, Shocking.., sustained injuries, tragic, trial, Trump trial, TrumpTrialFireworks

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything can happen, just like /ourguy/ setting himself on fire in front of the Trump trial courthouse! If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as real life, then this is the place for you.

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while playing on our server?

And if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always relax and unwind by building your own epic creations in our world. Just watch out for any unexpected surprises – you never know what might happen next!

So why wait? Come join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft server and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even witness something as crazy as /ourguy/ setting himself on fire – virtually, of course!

ParliamentCraft: Where even creepers fear to tread!

Attack, ATTACKED, Australia, breaking news, Chaos, CREEPERS, current events, fear, georgia, Georgian parliament, Government, Incident, International, Live, News, ParliamentCraft, Politics, Second guy, SECURITY, Speech, Tread, Unrest, violence, world events

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	277
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Get ready to join the craziest Minecraft server ever, where even the NPCs are out for blood! Our server is so wild, even the second guy in the middle of a speech is getting attacked – first Australia, now Georgia! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive the chaos. Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who knows what will happen next on our server – maybe the third guy in the middle of a speech will be the next target! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

Attack, Australia, Awareness, brutality, Church, Community, CREEPERS, crime, Experience, Incident, investigation, lamps, lava, mass stabbing, Minecraft, News, Police, Safety, Shocking.., Stabbing, SUSPECT, Sydney, Tragedy, Ultimate, Victims, violence

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Votes:	1672	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

BikeCraft Server: Where Minecraft meets two-wheel adrenaline for a ride like never before!

accident, Adrenaline, bicycle, bike, BikeCraft, collision, collision alert, crash, cycling, danger, emergency, Helmet, Incident, injury, meets, Minecraft, Precaution, Ride, ROAD, Safety, Server, shock, traffic, twowheel

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your epic castle in Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly, BAM! There’s a big crash and everything goes haywire! But fear not, dear Minecrafters, for this server is not your average pixelated playground. Join us to experience the chaos and madness that ensues after the crash – where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Why join this server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? So come on, hop aboard the crazy train and let’s crash into some epic adventures together!

Pixelated Pals Minecraft Server

absence of matter, blank canvas, blank page, blank space, clean slate, clear sky, clear space, empty room, empty space, empty vessel, Minecraft, nothingness, null, Open space, PALS, pixelated, Server, unoccupied space, vacant, vacant lot, vacant space, Void, void of content, Whitespace

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Emeralds Found:	2867	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Ores Mined:	2161

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and discover secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you diamonds for feathers, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke that’s so bad, it’s good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for an adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.

Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

body image, CockComparing, friendship, Gender Roles, group dynamics, healthy relationships, homies, intimate conversations, locker room talk, male bonding, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, open communication, peer pressure, personal boundaries, Self Discovery, self esteem, sexual curiosity, sexual exploration, smp, social norms, societal expectations, taboo topics

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ores Mined:	8764	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where comparing cocks with your homies is not only normal, it’s encouraged! Our server is the perfect place to show off your pixelated peen and see who reigns supreme in the realm of blocky manhood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!

Subculture Minecraft Server

“Youth, (subculture), acceptance, alternative lifestyle, belonging, Chud, counterculture, fitting in, Identity, Individuality, Joined, Minecraft, nonconformity, Outsider, peer pressure, Rebellion, retard, Self-expression, Server, Social Group, societal norms, wish

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of being a basic chud in Minecraft and want to join a subculture that will make all the other players jealous? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace your true self.

Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.

Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!

Pixelated Pokeboys Minecraft SMP

#pikachu, Anime, attraction, betray, Boys, bulbasaur, charizard, desire, dick, fagbasher, Fandom, FANTASY, Gay, LGBTQ, love, Mind, Minecraft, pixelated, Pokeboys, pokemon, Roleplay, Sexuality, smp, video games

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of your dick betraying your fagbasher mind? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where Pokémon boys roam free and will make your dick question everything it thought it knew.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!

Hype Zone Surval server Minecraft

Hype Zone, Minecraft, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchantments Applied:	175	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

The owner of the “Hype Zone Surval” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

AI generated images, catbox, Cloud Hosted Installs, EF+HLL Guide, Embed, FAQ, GPU Performance Data, Hypernetworks, LoRA Checklist, LoRAs, Minecraft, Model Mixes, models, Monocle Edition, PALS, PIXEL, Prompt List, Resources, Scripts, Server, Thread Archive, Vtuber, VTuber XL Loras, Wiki

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Votes:	8136
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	209569
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Emeralds Found:	5550	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we generate VTuber AI images with a touch of monocle elegance! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual idols and crazy adventures.

Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!

Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP

Agitation, annoyance, attitude, bad mood, Behavior, cranky, emotions, Frustration, Grumpy, irritable, Irritation, Minecraft, mood, Sensitive, smp, temper tantrum, testy, touchy, Transjama, Transjamas, uppity, Upset

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you about Transjama, the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! This server is so fancy, even the creepers wear tuxedos! And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.

But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…

Marie’s Block Party Minecraft Server

activism, America, anti-fascist, BLOCK, CHANGE, Democracy, Democrat, election, elon musk, grassroots movement, leadership, liberal, Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, Maries, Minecraft, Party, peter thiel, Politics, progressive, resistance, Server, South African oligarchs, texas, Trumpism, Victory

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and help Marie Gluesenkamp Perez take down fascist Trumpism in America and defeat billionaire South African oligarchs like Elon Musk and Peter Thiel! Build your own resistance base, gather allies, and launch epic raids on the evil overlords’ strongholds. Plus, rumor has it that Marie herself will be logging on to personally thank all her supporters with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Is Suicide A Sport In Your Count Minecraft SMP

Actor, Awareness, Count, culture, depression, Korea, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, Prevention, smp, society, Sport, stigma, SUICIDE, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide stigma, Support, taboo, Tragedy

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	277
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee you won’t feel the urge to commit suicide like that unfortunate actor in Korea! Our server is so fun and engaging that you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about ending it all.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, deadlock general, dlg, Feedback, git in, Hero, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, Wiki, Winrate

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Crops Grown:	1999	Holy Grails Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! With a 48% winrate edition, you’ll never know if you’re gonna win or lose, keeping you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us on this server where the only way to enter is by posting your Steam profile and accepting a friend request – so don’t be “autistic” and miss out on the fun!

To git gud, make sure to do the tutorial, explore public item builds, and play bot matches. And if you really want to excel, check out our unofficial Wiki and Advanced Movement Guide for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to dominate the game.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, including getting stuck in a block or riding a pig into battle! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!