Incidence Rate MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CAR-T Craft: Low Risk Realm

immunotherapy, FDA warning, study, incidence rate, Patients

come join our epic minecraft server where the risk of secondary blood cancers is lower than the chance of finding a diamond in a cave full of creepers! yea, that’s right, we got CAR-T cell therapy going on in our virtual world and the chances of getting a secondary blood cancer are as low as a pig flying in the nether. FDA warning? pfft, we laugh in the face of danger! join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while also getting stem cell transplantation. it’s like getting a power-up in real life, but in block form. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s build a world where the only risk is running out of torches in a dark cave. #minecraftgoals #virtualstemcells #creepersbeware 🌟🎮🔥

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YummyGrossOut – Minecraft SMP

food appearances, food presentation, food discoveries, surprisingly good., visually unappealing

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha. It’s wild, I tell ya!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that will blow your mind. Legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Yeah, you heard me right, a potato!

And don’t even get me started on the food in this place. You know that food that looks gross but tastes amazing? Well, on our server, we have a special dish called “Slime Surprise.” It looks like a pile of gooey green slime, but when you take a bite, it tastes like a gourmet meal made by Gordon Ramsay himself. It’s like a flavor explosion in your mouth, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most delicious adventures of your life. And who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing cow. It’s a crazy world out there, folks!

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AngryCraft: Minecraft Madness

ANNOYING, Plot, madness, AngryCraft, Entertainment

Are you tired of boring old TV shows and movies that just make you roll your eyes? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where you can build your own world and escape from the ridiculousness of TV and movies.

Imagine a world where the characters from that annoying TV show you hate are constantly getting blown up by creepers or falling into lava pits. Or maybe you want to recreate that cringeworthy plotline from that movie that made you want to throw your popcorn at the screen. Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the laughter and chaos begin!

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EUcraft Server: No Tariffs, Just Blocks!

Tariffs, caustic comments, RETALIATION, Server, trade war

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got all the craziest builds and the sickest mods. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the EU pushing back against Trump, but in Minecraft form. we’re all about that drama and chaos, just like in real life. come join us and be part of the madness. plus, we got free cookies for all new players. so, like, why wouldn’t you join, right? come on, man, don’t miss out on all the fun!

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MineCraftMayhem

authoritarianism, civil society, HUMAN RIGHTS, democratic values, Accountability

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of global democracy being at an all time low! build your own world where YOU are the ruler and make all the decisions! no more pesky politicians or corrupt leaders to deal with, just you and your blocky creations ruling the land! who needs democracy when you can have a minecraft monarchy instead? come join us and take control of your own destiny!

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Pixelated Butterfly Realm

Fractal patterns, Quantum visualization, Fractal visualized, Quantum, Butterfly patterns

Yo yo yo, wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got quantum fractal patterns visualized like Hofstadter’s butterfly?! It’s like trippin’ on shrooms but in Minecraft, man. You’ll be mind blown by the crazy designs and colors, it’s like a rave party for your eyeballs, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We got secret portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle mutant chickens and ride rainbow unicorns. And if that ain’t enough, we got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but for Minecraft players.

So come on, join this wacky Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your tin foil hat to protect yourself from the mind-bending awesomeness. Let’s get this party started, woohoo! 🎉🦄💎🍄

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Lanterncraft

Adventure, Community, Survival, market, Minigames

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Quests	Detailed quests with lore
Dungeons	Challenging end-game dungeons
Resource Worlds	Mine resources without destroying surroundings
Player-Controlled Economy	Market prices controlled by players
Player Marketplace	Design your own shop plot
No Map Wipes	World created on June 9th, 2024 and will never be reset

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I create my own quests?	No, only admins can create quests.
How often are dungeons reset?	Dungeons reset every week.
Are there any restrictions on resource worlds?	No, players can mine resources freely.
Is there a limit on how many items I can sell in the player marketplace?	No, players can sell unlimited items.
Will the server world ever be reset?	No, the world was created on June 9th, 2024 and will never be reset.

Eternal Quests 1.20.3

ONLINE, Attention, widespread, omnipresent, 1.20.3

Yo, bros, have you seen this Minecraft server that’s blowing up all over the place? It’s like the hottest thing since diamonds in the game!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got crazy events happening all the time, like pig races and zombie dance parties.

And get this, on this server, you can ride on the backs of flying llamas while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in block form.

Plus, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes to players who find the hidden golden potato. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server.

So come on, join us and let’s all lose our minds together in the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. It’s gonna be a blast, bros!

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NostalgiaCraft SMP

childhood experiences, sensory experiences, sensory triggers, Reminiscing, emotional nostalgia

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret portal that led me to a land full of talking chickens. And these chickens were like, “Join the SMP, it’s lit af!” And I was like, “Say no more, fam!”

But wait, there’s more! The air on this server smells like freshly baked cookies mixed with the scent of victory. Every time I take a whiff, I’m transported back to my childhood when I was a ninja warrior fighting off evil mobs with my trusty sword made of cheese.

So yeah, if you wanna relive your childhood memories or just have a good time with some crazy peeps, join this Minecraft SMP now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night. It’s gonna be LIT!

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BlockyWisdom

belief system, life motto, Inspirational, Mantra, favorite quote

“Join our Minecraft server and live by the quote ‘Diamonds are a girl’s best friend’ because on our server, diamonds are literally everywhere! You’ll be swimming in diamonds faster than you can say ‘Creeper, oh man!’ Plus, our community is so friendly that even the Endermen will stop teleporting away just to say hi. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding llama.”

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