we got stats dat show counties wit high internet access had like 48%-53% fewer new covid deaths. like bruh, u wanna stay alive and keep playin minecraft? den dis da place to be. plus, we got all da crazy builds and minigames u could ever want. trust me, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there. so come join us and let’s conquer da minecraft world together! #broadbandforlife #minecraftsaviors
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Pixel University – Stay Alive Server
yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da pandemic is shook! we got dat high-speed broadband connection dat be savin lives out here, fam. like fr, u join dis server and u basically invincible against da rona. -
Brazil’s Cash TB Blockers
Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures ever! Our server is so lit that even Brazil’s cash transfer program couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.We’ve got crazy stats like reducing TB incidence by 41% and mortality by 31%. And get this, the effects are even stronger among Indigenous groups and those in extreme poverty. It’s like a magical potion that makes you invincible in the Minecraft world!
So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy quests, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew a Minecraft server could have such a huge impact on public health? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!
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VeggieCraft – Heart Healthy Haven
🌱🥦🥑join our wacky minecraft server where all the players are vegetarians and vegans!! we promise you’ll live longer and have a healthier heart just by playing on our server 😂🙌
we’ve got a secret potion that turns all the animals in the game into cute little veggies 🐷🍅🐮 and if you eat them, you’ll gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes! 🚀👀
come join us and be part of the coolest, healthiest, and most veggie-tastic minecraft server around! 🌈🌟🍄
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Skin Cancer-Free Zone
ya know what else is decreasing? the chances of getting bored on our minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride full of epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about those pesky real life responsibilities.imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigs start breakdancing around you. you team up with a squad of llamas riding pandas to defeat them in an epic battle. and that’s just a regular tuesday on our server!
plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. we even have a secret handshake that involves throwing chicken eggs at each other. it’s a bonding experience like no other.
so why wait? join us now and say goodbye to boring skin cancer news and hello to the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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VaxCraft: Keep Your Sanity!
come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never catch covid-19 in the game! our virtual world is vaccinated and protected from all viruses, including the dreaded herobrine virus!unvaccinated players beware, for if you catch covid-19 in the game, you may experience brain damage and start building houses out of dirt blocks! but fear not, our vaccinated players are immune to such madness and can continue to mine diamonds in peace.
so join us now and protect your mental health by getting vaccinated in our minecraft world! who knew that getting a shot could be so fun and prevent you from turning into a zombie villager!
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VaxCraft: Mental Health Edition
So, like, you know how covid sucks, right? Well, on this server, we got a cure for that! Just play with us and you’ll never have to worry about getting covid again! Our virtual world is like a magical vaccine that protects you from all the bad stuff, including mental illnesses! Join us now and say goodbye to your worries, because on this server, we only spread good vibes and epic adventures! Let’s build a world where covid doesn’t exist and mental illnesses are just a myth, bro! Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s conquer this virtual land together and live happily ever after! -
AlzCraft: Forget Me Not
so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?
join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!
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DementiaCraft: CardioVillage – Reduce risk, build blocks, save brains!
join dis epic minecraft server where u can forget all ur worries and have a blast building ur own virtual world! we got so many crazy features like flying pigs, talking trees, and a secret underground disco party for all ur blocky friends.if u join now, u will get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes. but wait, there’s more! we also have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a treasure hunt where u can find the legendary golden pickaxe of awesomeness.
forget about real life problems and come hang out with us in this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible. who needs to worry about dementia trends when u can be having this much fun? so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!