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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 667 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 5862 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our resident player /trash/. Legend has it that one day, /trash/ decided to carve a pumpkin in-game. But instead of a normal Jack-o’-lantern, they accidentally created a pumpkin that shot out fireworks and played dubstep music whenever you looked at it. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the madness that awaits you on this server. So come join us and see what kind of wacky adventures you can get yourself into!
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