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The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	101
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, caught up, Court, crime, Espionage, illegal, investigation, Justice, Killed, Minecraft, Mother, murder plot, nerve agent, Outrageous, Server, Spy, Spycraft, Targeting, Terrorism, Tragedy, U.K, Victim

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

Canada, controversy, CraftyCanuck, Diplomatic, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomats, Disasters, envoy, extradition, foreign affairs, government officials, India, Indian government, international law, international relations, investigation, legal proceedings, persons of interest, Political, Probe

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	9509
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Farms Harvested:	625
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

mc.peyy.net:27360

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

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✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

elysi.su

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

bedrock, Community, console, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Dynmap, Events, frequent, Friend, full, Fun, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claims, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, salad, smp, update, Vanilla, VeggieCraft, Wars

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crops Grown:	8258
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mines Excavated:	1850

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	213	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Villages Defended:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	178	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!