Join us and experience the ultimate sleep experience in Minecraft. Who needs real-life rest when you can have a virtual slumber party with your friends? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to sleep like a pro on our server. Sweet dreams await you!
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Crafty Insomniac Minecraft Server
Are you tired of sleeping like an incel? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will sleep like a Japanese master! Our virtual beds are so comfy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that our sheep drop extra soft wool that will make your dreams even sweeter. -
Crafty Shin Megami Tensei Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join now to experience the thrill of navigating through six new navigators, completing quests with demons, and uncovering leaks about the Raidou project on SteamDB.But that’s not all – we also have a partial translation patch for PC-98, a Kickstarter for a Shin Megami Tensei board game (yes, you read that right), and fusion tools for real fusion autists (you know who you are). And don’t forget about the 3DS texture packs, the digital streaming services for the Digital Devil Saga soundtracks, and the old neocities site with outdated but still useful info.
But be warned, there are schizos lurking around, so be sure to avoid interacting with them at all costs. And remember, there is no hope. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace the chaos!
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MC-Onyx Minecraft server
Onyx: Beyond the normal world
Welcome to Onyx, traveler!
Here, among emerald forests and inaccessible mountains, among endless oceans and dark caves, you have to write your story.
What awaits you in Onyx?
Vanilla gameplay with an emphasis on the role-playing component: forget about annoying plugins and immerse yourself in the atmosphere of classic Minecraft, where every choice you make matters.
Unique Lore: Uncover the secrets of Onyx as you explore ancient ruins and unravel the mysteries of the past.
Friendly community: find true friends and associates who are ready to share with you the hardships and joys of travel.
Onyx is not just a server, it is a world full of possibilities. A world where dreams come true and legends are born. Your story begins here!
play.mc-onyx.ru
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Brewin’ Storm Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the storms are always brewing and the chaos never ends! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being struck by lightning while mining for diamonds – talk about electrifying gameplay!Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. You’ll never look at a llama the same way again after witnessing their architectural prowess.
But that’s not all – we have a special event every full moon where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a giant dragon busting out the moonwalk.
And if you’re feeling brave, venture into our Nether realm where the zombie pigmen have formed a boy band and are serenading players with their catchy tunes. Who knew the undead could harmonize so well?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic. Remember, the storm’s a brewin’ – and it’s waiting for you!
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Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is so epic, it has its own golden epic trailer! That’s right, we’re talking heroes, sagas, and adventures that will blow your mind.
2. Need a break from the usual Minecraft grind? How about exploring worlds you’ve never been to before? Our server will take you on a journey like no other.
3. Feeling like a soloist in a world full of mobs? Fear not, our Sunday trailer will have you feeling like the ultimate Minecraft superstar in no time.
4. After the sunset, when the mobs come out to play, our Myriad Celestia will have you battling epic bosses and collecting rare loot like never before.
5. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our current character banners featuring Sunday, Jing Yuan, Qingque, Arlan, and Tingyun? These characters are so powerful, they’ll have you dominating the server in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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RTX 4080 Minecraft Server
Forget about fancy graphics cards and next-gen consoles, on our Minecraft server, all you need is a potato-powered PC and a dream! Our server is so advanced that it actually makes your RTX 4080 look like a potato in comparison.Join us and experience the magic of building your own virtual world, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even the PS5 Pro’s versatility mode is jealous of the fun we have here.
So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!
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Ad Blocker Steve’s Minecraft SMP Fun
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!Join us for the most epic adventure of your life where adblockers and userscript managers will stop working in two weeks! But fear not, because we have a secret underground society of hackers who can help you edit the registry to give yourself 6 more months of ad-free browsing.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to mythical creatures like the elusive Diamond Dragon who guards the rarest diamonds in the land. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Blocky Blast Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is the cum-shot compilation of Minecraft servers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and excitement. Our server will blow your mind with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride in the world of Minecraft! -
Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle of mindless retards defending a 7/10 woman named ‘mid’ against all odds! But wait, what if the genders were reversed? Picture the chaos that would ensue as society’s chivalrous honor disappears into thin air like arbitrary memes. Don’t be left behind in the AI revolution, join us now and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs excuses when you have bio-reductionist nihilism on your side?