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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 3996 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any short hairy Muslim guys kicking each other in the shins like little girls! Instead, we have a community of majestic unicorns who challenge each other to epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor.
Forget about watching some hairy Arab guy saying “come here brother I wrestle you good”, on our server, you’ll witness a showdown between a group of ninja turtles and a pack of werewolves, all fighting for control of the legendary Golden Potato.
And who needs to watch some black guy beating up a white guy all the time when you can join us for a thrilling adventure where players ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas?
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
