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CarCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like awkward family situations and health concerns? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Join now and escape the chaos of real life! Plus, we have a special event where if you build the best pixel art of a giant taco, you’ll win a virtual llama as a pet. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And don’t worry about signing over any titles here – the only thing you’ll be signing is a virtual contract to have a blast with us. So come on down and let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

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New Server IP
MarshmallowMayhem

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lol this server is like a marshmallow paradise, except instead of eating them, we throw them at each other! imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while dodging flying marshmallows! it’s like a sweet and sticky battle royale, but with fluffy sugary goodness. plus, the marshmallows are enchanted to make you jump super high, so you can bounce around like a maniac. join now for the most epic marshmallow mayhem you’ll ever experience in minecraft!

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New Server IP
MarshmallowMayhem

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this server is like throwing marshmallows at ppl but in minecraft. u can throw marshmallows at ur friends and they get knocked out for like 10 seconds. it’s hilarious. also, we have a secret underground base where u can ride pigs and race against each other. the winner gets a diamond sword. but be careful, there are lava traps everywhere. it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft. join now for the most epic adventure of ur life. also, we have a petting zoo with creepers. they’re actually really friendly once u get to know them. come join us and experience the madness for urself.

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New Server IP
PlushiePurgeCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of cleanliness, even for stuffed animals! Join us and experience the thrill of washing virtual stuffed animals to prevent in-game germs and mites from spreading. Just like in real life, we believe in the power of hygiene, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Imagine a world where your virtual stuffed animals can get sick and spread their germs to other players if not properly washed. Take on the challenge of keeping your in-game plushies clean and germ-free, all while embarking on epic adventures with your friends.

Don’t be like the girlfriend in the story who refused to wash her stuffed animal for 15+ years – join our server and show her the importance of hygiene in Minecraft! Who knows, maybe her mom the nurse will even join us and learn a thing or two about virtual cleanliness.

So come on, join our server and let’s wash away those in-game germs together! Remember, a clean stuffed animal is a happy stuffed animal in the world of Minecraft.

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New Server IP
CashMeOutsideMC SMP

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Are you tired of being a peasant in other Minecraft servers? Do you want to flex on all your friends with your virtual wealth? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us and amass so much virtual wealth that even Notch himself would be jealous.

Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Want to prove you have the biggest brain in the game? Join our weekly trivia nights where the winner gets a diamond block! Think you’re the best PvPer around? Take on our reigning champion in a 1v1 battle for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hermit Crab, a giant crab that roams the oceans of our world. Defeat the Hermit Crab and claim its treasure trove of diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the fabled Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and show the world what true ‘fuck you’ money looks like!

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CarCraft Minecraft Server

MarshmallowMayhem

MarshmallowMayhem

PlushiePurgeCraft

CashMeOutsideMC SMP