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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 8572 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9005 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!