our rulers may not be the brightest bulbs in the box, but that just means there’s never a dull moment on our server. you never know what crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next. will they accidentally blow up the castle? will they try to ride a pig off a cliff? the possibilities are endless!
plus, who needs a parliament to keep them in check when you can witness the chaos unfold right before your eyes? join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and plenty of facepalms. don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.
Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)
But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion in the game that turns you into a genius for 24 hours. Imagine building the most epic structures and solving complex puzzles with ease, all thanks to our magical potion!
And if you’re worried about brain damage, don’t be! We have a team of brain surgeons on standby in case anything goes wrong. So come join us on our server and become the smartest player in Minecraft history – no inbreeding required!
Have you ever wondered where Yahweh was during the destruction of the Second temple? Maybe he was too busy playing Minecraft on our server! Join us and find out the truth behind Yahweh’s mysterious disappearance.
Was he asleep? Or was he hiding and afraid of fighting the Romans? Maybe Yahweh did send Rabbi Yeshua to our server so he could tell you to not resist an evil man, turn the other cheek, and pay the taxes Caesar demanded. And if you had listened to Rabbi Yeshua, maybe you wouldn’t be so goddamned deformed from inbreeding after Titus nearly extincted kike rats. LMFAOOO!
Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs historical accuracy when you have our server’s crazy stories to keep you entertained?
We are a long-running community of adults and casual players. The server is stable and grief-free. There is little in the way of game-changing plugins; mostly protections and an economy. We are grey-listed so feel free to join and chat with members to be promoted.
Server address world.woodenaxe.com
Website https://www.WoodenAxe.com
Forum https://forum.woodenaxe.com
Live map https://map.woodenaxe.com
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[IP] HavenMC.com [website] news.HAVENmc.com Haven has no whitelist so come experience what so many others already love! Grief protection while part of a Town PvP protection while in a Town (or make your town a PvP arena!) Ability to create Nations and Tax other towns A vibrant diverse economy shop system for Towns Dungeons with hourly reward chests Treasure Hunting with massive rewards Monthly Building contests Spleef and Cloudrace events Many events at our event hub to try Monster Hunting Arena Automated Spleef Live the way you wish!
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