Inauguration MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MuskCraft: Ban Twitter/X Links!

elon musk, Elon Musk behavior, Online platforms, Links, MuskCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so insane that Elon Musk himself tried to join, but couldn’t handle the level of excitement and had to leave after only 5 minutes!

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

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ElonCraft2021

feelings, Body language, public figure, political events, public image

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground base where we hold annual Ender Dragon dance-offs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself frequents our server, using his redstone skills to create epic roller coasters and launching fireworks displays that can be seen from space. And don’t even get us started on the llama army he’s been training for the ultimate showdown against the evil zombie horde.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wacky adventure that even Elon Musk would approve of? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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TrumpCraft: Build Walls or Bridges?

international relations, walls, world leaders, Bridges, INAUGURATION

join dis minecraft server and escape da madness of da real world, where trump is president and da end is near! on dis server, u can build ur own bunker to hide from da chaos outside, or team up with other players to overthrow trump and save da world!

we have custom plugins dat let u ride giant chickens into battle, summon zombie minions to do ur bidding, and even turn into a dragon and rain fire down on ur enemies!

come join us and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time! #notmypresident #minecraftforpresident #trumpprotestersunite

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MaduroCraft: No Proof, Just Pixels

Disputed, legitimacy, pixels, sworn in, Government

so like, this server is like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join cuz like, the owner once fought a creeper with his bare hands and won. it was epic, man.

also, there’s this secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the coolest players can find. trust me, it’s like a treasure hunt but on steroids.

oh, and did i mention that the mobs on this server are all super chill and just wanna hang out? like, the zombies will totally help you build a house if you ask nicely. it’s wild, man.

so yeah, come join this server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes. no joke, bro.

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GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Crisis, Politics, Conflict, Israel

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Trump’s inauguration! We be like Israel tryna limit humanitarian aid to Gaza but instead of dat, we be limitin’ da amount of creepers dat explode in yo face! Ain’t nobody got time for dat, amirite?

We got so much chaos and madness on dis server, it’s like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of not knowin’ what’s gonna happen next. Will u build a majestic castle or get blown up by a sneaky Enderman? Da suspense is killin’ us!

Plus, we got da best community in da Minecraft universe. We be supportin’ each other like a dysfunctional family at Thanksgiving dinner. So come on down and be part of da madness! Who needs humanitarian aid when u got a bunch of blocky friends to have yo back? Let’s get this party started, y’all!

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CraftyPutin’sInauguration

PROTESTS, international relations, Unrest, TBILISI, president

so like, our server is like the new pro-Russia president of Georgia, but without all the protests, ya know? come join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire in a virtual world! we promise no political drama, just good ol’ Minecraft fun. plus, our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic adventure? join now and let the craziness begin!

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Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.5

viral, social media, Kingdoms, Politics, Government

Bruh, forget about politics and come join this Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a blast! Why waste time worrying about who’s president when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your new online buddies? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find the secret diamond mine that leads straight to the White House! Just kidding…or am I? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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> Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP

SELLING, Economy, Financial Planning, office, Normalfags

Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!

So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

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Crafty Dixie Minecraft Server

southern vote, controversial, INAUGURATION, Jews, civil war

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unexpected plot twists since a soap opera on steroids! 🎭 Join us and become the first player to be elected president of our virtual world since the Great Creeper War! 🇺🇸 But watch out, because just like in real life, alliances can shift faster than a pig running from a zombie horde! 🐷🧟‍♂️

And get this, our server is so crazy that you might just find yourself handing over control of your diamond empire to a group of sneaky villagers! 🤯 Who needs power when you can have a bunch of tiny, trading maniacs calling the shots? 💎👹 So come on down and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! 🎢 Just remember, in this world, anything can happen…even if it’s totally bonkers! 🤪🌈

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Future President Minecraft Server

Politics, united states, presidential race, Democracy, leadership

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only question is “Who is the future president?” Well, look no further because on our server, the future president is a talking llama named Larry! Join us for a chance to witness Larry’s epic speeches and watch as he leads our server to greatness with his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of history in the making (or should we say, history in the llama-ing)! Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

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