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  • MuskCraft: Ban Twitter/X Links!

    MuskCraft: Ban Twitter/X Links!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so insane that Elon Musk himself tried to join, but couldn’t handle the level of excitement and had to leave after only 5 minutes!

    So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

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  • ElonCraft2021

    ElonCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground base where we hold annual Ender Dragon dance-offs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself frequents our server, using his redstone skills to create epic roller coasters and launching fireworks displays that can be seen from space. And don’t even get us started on the llama army he’s been training for the ultimate showdown against the evil zombie horde.

    So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wacky adventure that even Elon Musk would approve of? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • TrumpCraft: Build Walls or Bridges?

    TrumpCraft: Build Walls or Bridges?
    join dis minecraft server and escape da madness of da real world, where trump is president and da end is near! on dis server, u can build ur own bunker to hide from da chaos outside, or team up with other players to overthrow trump and save da world!

    we have custom plugins dat let u ride giant chickens into battle, summon zombie minions to do ur bidding, and even turn into a dragon and rain fire down on ur enemies!

    come join us and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time! #notmypresident #minecraftforpresident #trumpprotestersunite

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  • MaduroCraft: No Proof, Just Pixels

    MaduroCraft: No Proof, Just Pixels
    so like, this server is like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join cuz like, the owner once fought a creeper with his bare hands and won. it was epic, man.

    also, there’s this secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the coolest players can find. trust me, it’s like a treasure hunt but on steroids.

    oh, and did i mention that the mobs on this server are all super chill and just wanna hang out? like, the zombies will totally help you build a house if you ask nicely. it’s wild, man.

    so yeah, come join this server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes. no joke, bro.

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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Trump’s inauguration! We be like Israel tryna limit humanitarian aid to Gaza but instead of dat, we be limitin’ da amount of creepers dat explode in yo face! Ain’t nobody got time for dat, amirite?

    We got so much chaos and madness on dis server, it’s like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of not knowin’ what’s gonna happen next. Will u build a majestic castle or get blown up by a sneaky Enderman? Da suspense is killin’ us!

    Plus, we got da best community in da Minecraft universe. We be supportin’ each other like a dysfunctional family at Thanksgiving dinner. So come on down and be part of da madness! Who needs humanitarian aid when u got a bunch of blocky friends to have yo back? Let’s get this party started, y’all!

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  • CraftyPutin’sInauguration

    CraftyPutin’sInauguration
    so like, our server is like the new pro-Russia president of Georgia, but without all the protests, ya know? come join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire in a virtual world! we promise no political drama, just good ol’ Minecraft fun. plus, our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic adventure? join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

    CraftyClaudia’sPresidency
    OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

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  • PresiCraft23

    PresiCraft23
    LOL this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of bacon! Why join? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do the moonwalk better than Michael Jackson. And guess what? That chicken is a mod on this server! Plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?) Let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun and laugh until your sides hurt. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

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