Inappropriate MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blood Moon Realm 1.20.1

derogatory, name-calling, UNACCEPTABLE, inappropriate, Realm

Oi mate, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a virtual land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant chicken starts attacking you. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s a freaking party!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, from sheer joy to absolute terror in a matter of minutes. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and dance the night away.

So come on, don’t be a bloody arsehole, join us and let’s make some memories that will make you question your sanity.

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BanX_Comments_MinecraftSMP

Comments.., Agreement, discussion, internet, TOXIC

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the grass is made of rainbow cotton candy. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five! It’s like a magical wonderland of derpiness and awesomeness. Plus, the admin is a talking potato who only speaks in puns. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! #PotatoPower #UnicornHighFives #RainbowCottonCandyGrass

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KinderCraftMayhem

mid-year hire, teacher ID, liability issue, overreacted, arts teacher

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take your kids on unauthorized field trips to our houses! Our staff is fully trained in proper school safety procedures, so you can rest assured that your little ones will be safe while playing on our server.

Join us for a fun and wild adventure, where you can build your dream world without any unexpected field trips. Our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or a virtual high-five.

Don’t miss out on the chance to play on the only Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about your kids being whisked away to a teacher’s house for a “field trip”. Come join us today and let the fun begin!

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LaughCraft SMP

laughter therapy, Wedding, funny, smp, family gathering

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you’ll be ROFLing all day long! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and accidentally fell into a pit of lava, but instead of being sad, I couldn’t stop laughing because it was just so ridiculous! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a chicken jousting tournament, it was clucking hilarious!

Join now and experience the most insane, chaotic, and hilarious Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But for everyone else, come join the madness and let’s have a blast together! LOLZ!

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ParentalRage Minecraft SMP

Secrets, smp, family, ParentalRage, hurtful

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, my parents were talking and I overheard them saying that if I don’t join this server, they’re gonna sell my computer and make me play outside all day. Can you believe that?! Like, who even goes outside anymore, am I right? Plus, they said that all the cool kids are on this server and if I’m not on it, I’ll be a total loser. So, like, you gotta join too and we can rule the server together and show my parents that we’re the coolest kids around. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, it’s gonna be like, totally rad, dude!

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BlockyBlunders

UNCOMFORTABLE, Surprising, nonsexual, Colleague, NSFW

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

One time, a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a disco ball and started a dance-off with a group of skeletons. It was a sight to behold!

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft!

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Ethereal Enchantment 1.20.6

Trash, boundary-pushing, d.., explicit, adult content

Hey bro, do you like Minecraft servers that are as wild and crazy as your uncle’s conspiracy theories? Well, have I got a server for you! Join us for a wacky adventure where adult woman fetish is banned to the depths of /d/ and /trash/ – because who needs that kind of drama when you’re just trying to build your dream castle, am I right? Come on, join us and let’s build some epic structures while we keep things PG-13 and family-friendly. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – just make sure it’s not an adult woman fetish diamond, eww! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory!

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BikiniCraft: No Swimsuit Shopping Required!

body type, Bikini, DISRESPECTFUL, coverage, family trip

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can wear whatever virtual bikini you want without getting judged by your mother-in-law! Join us for a tropical adventure like no other, where you can build sand castles with your virtual nieces and nephews without anyone telling you what to wear.

Our server is filled with fun and friendly players who appreciate a good bikini moment, so come on in and show off your pixelated beach body with pride. And if anyone tries to tell you to cover up, just build a wall around them and pretend they don’t exist – problem solved!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your bikini flag fly high! Just remember, in this virtual world, the only thing that matters is having fun and looking fabulous while doing it. See you on the beach!

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NoPickleOnMyBurger

inappropriate, sandwich, Mismatched, condiments, out of place

Imagine a Minecraft server where the burgers are made of diamonds and the fries are actually golden nuggets! Join our server for the most epic food fights you’ve ever seen – just make sure not to put TNT on your burger, trust us, it doesn’t belong there! We once had a player who accidentally added a creeper to their burger and ended up blowing up half the server…but hey, that’s just part of the fun on our crazy, explosive Minecraft world! So come join us and experience the wildest food adventures you never knew you needed!

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BlockyBanters

inappropriate, shocking content, scandalous, Shocking.., explicit content

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the blocky world! Join us if you want to see some NSFW builds that will make your jaw drop and your parents question your life choices. We’ve got pixelated parties that would make even the Ender Dragon blush, and scandalous skins that will have you questioning if you’re playing Minecraft or a dating sim. So come on down and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

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