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MomSnipper Minecraft Server

Grumpy, AQUARIUM, Minecraft, Miserable, MomSnipper

Are you tired of boring aquarium birthday parties where your mom talks about death and jellyfish stings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time that will make you forget all about awkward family outings!

On our server, you can build your own underwater world filled with jellyfish that definitely won’t sting you (unless you want them to). And if you ever need to pee on someone, there’s a whole section dedicated to that – just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior!

Forget about family drama and join our server for non-stop fun and adventure. Who needs an aquarium when you can have a virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations? Join now and leave the awkward family outings behind!

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Mystic Biome Quests 1.20.2

mystic, gross, DISRESPECTFUL, Disrespect, unhygienic

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building your own bidet and having it pooped in by random strangers!

We don’t give a crap about your feelings, so come join us and suck on some chunks while you’re at it.

Only fat idiots need apply, because we like our players thicc and ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where bidets are fair game for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

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SneakySteveMC SMP

not illegal, SUSPECT, morally ambiguous, smp, dubious

So like, this one time on our epic Minecraft SMP, I totally pranked my friend by filling his entire house with chickens. It was so hilarious, he was like “wtf bro, why are there so many cluckers in my crib?!” And I was just there laughing my butt off because it was so funny.

But like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg of the crazy shenanigans we get up to on our server. We have epic build battles where we try to outdo each other with the most outrageous creations. And don’t even get me started on the insane treasure hunts we go on, searching for hidden loot in the most random places.

If you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re allergic to fun or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

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Shame-Free Crafty Ladies

committed relationships, wrong, learned beliefs, Crafty, sexual shame

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where all the blocks are made of candy and you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. like, who wouldn’t want to join this server, right?

and get this, on this server, you can build a castle made entirely out of marshmallows and have a pet dragon that farts glitter. like, how epic is that?

plus, there’s this secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold, but watch out for the evil zombie llamas that guard it. they’ll try to steal your precious loot, so you gotta be on your toes.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a disco party every night in the enchanted forest? you can dance with talking animals and eat unlimited cake. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you wanna have the most insane, hilarious, and magical minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo! 🦄🌈🍭🏰💎🦙🎉🍰

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ShoelessCraft Minecraft Server

inappropriate, perspective, Confrontation, comfort, social norms

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear your platform boots and take them off whenever you want? Look no further! Join our server where there is no dress code to live up to and you can be as comfortable as you want, even if it means taking off your shoes during gameplay.

We understand the struggle of having to keep your shoes on while playing, so we welcome all players to kick off their shoes and relax while mining and building. No judgment here, just pure fun and comfort.

So if you’re tired of being told to keep your shoes on in real life, come join our server where you can be yourself and play Minecraft in style (or lack thereof). Who needs a dress code when you have a pickaxe and a blocky world to explore? Join now and let your feet be free!

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Mystic Realm Quests 1.21.1

inappropriate, Quests, F. Frank, paint, Cum

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like so lit, you won’t even believe it!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like seriously, you’ll be questioning reality and stuff.

And the best part? We have this epic quest where you gotta paint this far family member of Anne Frank with… wait for it… CUM.

I know, right? It’s like the most outrageous thing ever, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So come on, join us and let’s make some questionable decisions together. It’ll be a blast, I promise.

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RespectLostCraft

Foolish, Ridiculous, UNACCEPTABLE, Absurd, BETRAYAL

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and have a pet llama that tells jokes.

We once had a player who tried to convince everyone that they were actually a real-life wizard and could cast spells in the game. Let’s just say things got pretty interesting when they accidentally turned their house into a giant mushroom.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, then come join us and prepare for a wild ride! Just remember, anything can happen when you step foot into our world of madness.

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BrainFlicker Minecraft SMP

uncontrollable, Minecraft, Random, funny, inappropriate

LMAO, okay so like picture this: You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly your brain is like “Hey buddy, you know what would be a great idea right now? Getting turned on!” Like, what the actual heck brain, we’re in the middle of a creeper attack and you wanna think about that? 😂 But hey, if you wanna experience more random brain farts like that, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP! We have the most chaotic and hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our server events are so wild, you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next. So come join us and let your brain do some questionable things at the most inappropriate times! 🤪🤣🤣🤣 #MinecraftSMP #CreeperTurnOn

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Friend’s House Drama – AITA?

Boundaries, Friends, perspective, EXTREME, Apologize..

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value boundaries and friendship BBQs above all else! Join us for a wild adventure where you can bring your besties over for a quick food pickup and watch them leave on our virtual cameras. But beware, our owner is a stickler for strangers in her virtual house, so make sure to get her approval before inviting anyone over.

Experience the thrill of apologizing for bringing your friend over without permission, and learn the art of respecting boundaries in our pixelated world. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about communication and friendship? So come join us, where the drama is as entertaining as the gameplay!

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ForbiddenFlicker Minecraft SMP

Forbidden, off limits, unconventional stimulation, guilty pleasure, secret desire

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, seriously, it’s so lit!

And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party. I heard the creepers are amazing dancers and the zombies make killer cocktails. Plus, the skeletons are surprisingly good DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, and a giant rainbow slide that leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So if you’re into weird stuff that shouldn’t turn you on but totally does, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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