Imagine logging in to find your entire base covered in pink wool because a baby decided to go on a decorating spree. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of dirt because, well, babies gonna baby.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of babies armed with diamond swords taking on a horde of creepers. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, join us today! Just make sure to keep an eye on your belongings, you never know what a baby might get their hands on next.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombie pigmen start a funeral procession for their fallen comrade, Bob the Creeper. You can’t help but laugh as they solemnly march by, paying their respects with explosive tributes.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Funeral Sentence Challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous and inappropriate sentences to say at a funeral. The winner gets a diamond block and eternal bragging rights.
So why wait? Join us now for a funeral-themed adventure like no other! Just remember, in our world, the only thing that’s dead serious is the fun.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your frustrations on virtual pranksters without any consequences. Build your own virtual hotel room and prank-proof it to keep those pesky teenagers at bay. And if they still bother you, feel free to let out a few choice words – they won’t hear you here!
So come on over and join our server for a hilarious and stress-relieving experience. Just remember, what happens in the virtual world, stays in the virtual world!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are.
Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been taught to code by a group of genius squirrels? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak fluent Pig Latin.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks and watch it rain down chaos on your enemies. And don’t forget to ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies in search of hidden treasure!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power in the game!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Once upon a time, a group of evil weebs tried to take over our server with their cringy anime builds. But fear not, our brave players fought back with their diamond swords and TNT cannons, sending those weebs running back to their body pillows in shame.
Join us now and be part of the epic battle against the weebs, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content. Who needs Jap-garbage when you can have a server filled with epicness and awesomeness? Join us today and let’s show those weebs who’s boss!
Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.
Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!
In RoyalsSMP we try our best to cater to both types of communities (PvP and PvE), so when anyone joins they will all be able to enjoy themselves. There are many custom cosmetics, jobs, quests, KOTH, Envoy Island, Earth map, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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| Server IP | play.shaded.gg |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR |
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Shaded is a SMP survival server with a friendly and active community. Features include land claiming, custom gear, skills, economy, quests, and more. The server is cross-platform and regularly updated with a dedicated staff team.
| Question | Answer |
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| Is Shaded a survival server? | Yes, Shaded is a SMP survival server where players can build, explore, and survive together. |
| Are there custom features on Shaded? | Yes, Shaded offers custom gear, skills, economy, quests, and more to enhance gameplay. |
| Can I play with both Java and Bedrock players on Shaded? | Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server where players from both Java and Bedrock editions can play together. |
| How can I join Shaded? | Simply copy and paste the server IP (play.shaded.gg) into your Minecraft client and start playing! |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a horde of mutant llamas, mine for diamonds in a bottomless pit, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, who will challenge you to a duel for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our totally insane world? Join us today and let the craziness begin!
| Description |
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| Calling this a survival server would be an understatement. Rather this server acts as a way for people to experience power, loss, and greed. Kingdoms are likely to form and with them, so are alliances. Wars can break out, spying can occur and betrayals can happen. |
| Intentions: This server will at its core be built for the players. You are free to build and conquer any area you see fit. Your medieval kingdom can stretch the whole server if time allows. Admins are there to serve the players and their wants. |
| Basic Guidelines: This server is medieval. There is no modern. Nordic, Rustic, etc.. building types are fine but nothing industrial or modern (this also means steampunk). No skyscrapers or car roads. War is not all-out griefing and chaos. When your group exceeds 5 players, you can form a kingdom. |
| The world is 4000×4000 to encourage closer kingdoms and more interaction such as trading alliances and possibly, war. Discord Link: https://discord.gg/P3qqPHrEGT |
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I build modern structures on the server? | No, the server is strictly medieval themed. Only natural material-based structures are allowed. |
| How many players are needed to form a kingdom? | When your group exceeds 5 players, you can form a kingdom. |
| Is there a size limit to kingdoms? | No, your medieval kingdom can stretch the whole server if time allows. |
| What happens if the majority of the server wants a change? | There will be a vote to decide on any changes requested by the majority of players. |
Our server is so popular that even the villagers in Minecraft have heard about it and are lining up to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon himself is a regular player and always bets his precious dragon eggs on the line.
Join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart your opponents and come out on top. But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the games begin!
Ever wondered what a sneezy wolf looks like? Or how about summoning a little mischief with hooves, horrors, and hatchlings? Our server has it all! From loveless incantations to blood, steel, and ego (Ch. 8 – the ego gets its own character development arc), we’ve got stories that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity.
But wait, there’s more! Join us for wilderness hearts (Ch. 14 – where the trees have feelings and the rivers tell jokes), a chance connection (spoiler: it’s with a talking pineapple), and tiger milk (it’s exactly what it sounds like, but with a twist).
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join now and become part of the craziest community of human males and female anthros on the internet!
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Got money? Keep it. Any money we generate goes completely to charity.
| Stability | Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! |
| Zero Pay-To-Win | Fairness for all players is what we promise to sustain. |
| Giving Back | Excess donations support various charities and giveaways. |
| Inclusivity | Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome here as ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL. |
| Custom Plugins | Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, while keeping things far from boring. |
| Cross-Platform | Tuned for both Java and Bedrock, with features specific for Bedrock players that are completely unique! |
| Permanent World | All builds will be kept forever |
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| Pets | |
| Land Claim | |
| McMMO | |
| Strong Economy | |
| Leaderboards | |
| Hard Difficulty | |
| Player-Driven Updates |
Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.
Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord: https://discord.exeoscraft.com
Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil mobs with nothing but a spoon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Just be careful not to get a cavity!
Oh, and did I mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge them? Yeah, it’s pretty lit.
So what are you waiting for? Join nintendo 17736 today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.