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  • CringeCraft: LOLs and Flops

    CringeCraft: LOLs and Flops

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    Welcome to the Windex Underground: A Chaos-Fueled Minecraft Experience

    Have you ever wondered how high the walls of perception can truly rise? In the Windex Underground, reality bends, and contradictions dance a wild jig. What starts as a simple, jovial talent show spirals into a kaleidoscopic vortex of absurdity, exposing the chaos lurking just beneath the surface of our pixelated existence.

    What Are You Laughing At?

    Join us on a server where laughter may as well be a crime and rap battles can lead to existential crises. Picture this: a kid with more talent than the entire server combined spits bars with the precision of a Windex-spraying maestro. But if you chuckle, are you the fool or the wise?

    “I laughed at the rap, not the rapper,” they said. But does it matter? Welcome to the realm of subjective interpretation!”

    Unexplainable Features

    FeatureDescription
    The Rap Room of RegretA trap-filled dungeon where players recite their most embarrassing moments in rap form. Laugh and you may just find a Creeper behind you!
    Windex WaterfallsGlorious sparkling streams that clean away your sins—only to reveal darker, funnier truths! They’re always pristine—never mind the chaos!
    Talent Show StagesEndless stages for players to showcase talents ranging from cringe comedy to existential dread. Judges are invisible but their judgment is palpable.
    The Guilt GolemA lumbering creature that feeds on remorse. If you’ve felt regret, expect some nagging—best bring a stack of diamond swords for protection!

    Rumors of Insanity: Did YOU Laugh?

    “This server was banned in 12 countries for creating extreme states of confusion, but we won’t tell you why.”

    Will you dare to enter the mind of the Windex Underground, where laughter is scrutinized and every sound echoes in the void?

    Player Testimonials (aka Truths of the Misguided):

    • “I came for the laughs, but I’m haunted by my own giggles!” — username: NotAnAsshole
    • “I just wanted to rap, but I ended up in a philosophical debate about reality!” — username: DeepThoughts221
    • “Is it wrong to laugh at talent? Asking for a friend who has a lot of crafting tables!” — username: TheCraftingCritic

    Conspiracies & Paranoid Legends

    A whispered legend claims that if you laugh too hard while in the presence of the Talent Stage, the Windex Golem will appear. Some say he’s just a harmless jester, while others swear he steals your souls… or just your crafting materials! What really happens? No one knows!

    Secret Features No One Asked For:

    • Ever-shifting rules about laughter—tonight’s performance may be tomorrow’s tragedy!
    • A hidden dimension filled with suspiciously clean blocks of Windex—in which time moves backward!
    • Experiences that warp your view, turning every smile into a question of morality: “Was it really funny?”

    The Call to Join:

    Will you step onto the pixelated stage of absolute absurdity? Take your place among the lunatics and pioneers of emotional turmoil! Embrace the dark humor, the existential dread, and yes, the ultimate question:

    "Are you laughing with us, or at us?"

    Join the Windex Underground and unlock the layers of irony, chaos, and pixelated grievance. Remember: silence may be golden, but laughter here could lead to delightful madness!

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  • MajorRoast Minecraft Server

    MajorRoast Minecraft Server

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    Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

    Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

    So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

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  • SuckMC SMP NETWORK – Stealing hearts and nations one block at a time!

    SuckMC SMP NETWORK – Stealing hearts and nations one block at a time!

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    Server NameSiphonMC
    Server IPpmc.SiphonMC.net
    Bedrock port19132
    LocationUSA
    VersionJava Edition 1.20.6
    Discorddiscord.gg/siphonmc
    Wikiwiki.siphonmc.com

    Features:

    • Survival SMP: Build, explore, and thrive with keep-inventory and creation protection.
    • Nations Lifesteal: Raid and conquer on a massive Earth Map, where every victory counts.
    • Custom Gear Sets: Equip yourself with unique gear tailored for your conquests.
    • Progressive Dungeons: Conquer dungeons that evolve with your journey, offering greater challenges and rewards.
    • Daily Boss Fights: Test your mettle against formidable bosses every day and claim epic loot.

    FAQs:

    What is the server IP?

    The server IP for SiphonMC is pmc.SiphonMC.net

    What is the Bedrock port for the server?

    The Bedrock port for the server is 19132

    What version of Minecraft is supported on the server?

    The server supports Java Edition 1.20.6

    Are there any unique features on SiphonMC?

    Yes, SiphonMC offers custom gear sets, progressive dungeons, daily boss fights, and more.

    Is there a Discord server for SiphonMC?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/siphonmc

    How can I claim a free rank on the server?

    You can claim your free rank by joining the server today.

    Where can I find more information about the server?

    You can visit the SiphonMC wiki at wiki.siphonmc.com for more information.

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  • Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition

    Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Caster Ho’olheyak, 6* Medic Kal’tsit, and 5* Sniper Lunacub – they’re ready to party with you!

    But wait, there’s more! How about Zwïllïngstürme im Herbst – 6* Guard Lessing making a grand entrance on our server? It’s like a Minecraft party you’ve never experienced before! And don’t forget about the Ambience Synesthesia event featuring SilverAsh, Ho’olheyak, and Swire The Elegant Wit – they’re here to spice up your Minecraft adventure!

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about 6* Sniper Typhon, 6* Guard Qiubai, 6* Medic Kal’tsit, and more joining forces for a Joint Action event? It’s going to be a Minecraft showdown like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Don’t miss out on the fun – it’s going to be a Minecraft party you’ll never forget!

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  • No Slippery Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

    No Slippery Steve’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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    Welcome to the Minecraft server where banter is taken to a whole new level! This place is not for the faint of heart, as we have created a monster with our epic banter sessions. Beware, for this man has vengeance in his blood and will stop at nothing to seek revenge on those who dare challenge him in the chat.

    Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the ultimate banter battle of your life. Our players are known for their quick wit and sharp tongues, so if you think you can handle the banter, come on in and test your skills.

    But be warned, once you enter this server, there’s no slipping away. You’ll be sucked into the banter vortex and may never escape. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of revenge.

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  • Littl3Craft3rs: Adults pretending to be Minecraft pros in a tiny, exclusive club on both Bedrock and Java versions.

    Littl3Craft3rs: Adults pretending to be Minecraft pros in a tiny, exclusive club on both Bedrock and Java versions.

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    Welcome to Littl3Craft3rs!
    Our Discord
    About Us
    We are Littl3Craft3rs, an adult only Java/Bedrock SMP survival server.
    Start and End Date
    Opened on March 10th, 2024 with no plans for a reset soon.
    Our Community
    We are a small, whitelisted community with an English-only rule for inclusivity.
    What Version
    Version 1.20.40
    Our Plan
    Future build competitions, a community shopping district, and a nether hub.
    Are we Vanilla
    Mostly vanilla with only 4 plugins for convenience.

    FAQ

    Is the server open to both Java and Bedrock players?

    Yes, Littl3Craft3rs welcomes both Java and Bedrock players to join our server.

    How can I join the server?

    You can join by applying through our Discord server and getting whitelisted.

    Do you have any age restrictions?

    Yes, we are an adult-only server and only accept players above a certain age.

    Will there be regular events or activities on the server?

    We plan on hosting regular build competitions, setting up a community shopping district, and creating a nether hub for easier transportation.

    Are there any special rules or guidelines on the server?

    We have a few rules in place to maintain a friendly and inclusive community. Please refer to our Discord for more information.

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  • Aliquam VS Hypixel

    Aliquam VS Hypixel

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    Hypixel

    ProsCons
    One of the largest Minecraft servers with a variety of minigamesMay experience lag due to high player count
    Frequent updates and new game modesCan be overwhelming for new players

    Aliquam

    ProsCons
    Players automatically receive their own worldsNot as popular or well-known as Hypixel
    Dynamic world sizes and customizable settingsMay have fewer players online at times

    FAQ

    Can I play minigames on Aliquam like on Hypixel?
    Aliquam focuses more on providing players with their own worlds for building rather than traditional minigames. However, they do have unique plugins and features for a creative building experience.
    Is there a high likelihood of experiencing lag on Aliquam?
    Due to potentially fewer players on Aliquam compared to Hypixel’s large player base, lag may not be as common. However, as with any Minecraft server, it can still occur depending on various factors.
    Can I team up with other players and get ranks on Aliquam?
    Yes, players on Aliquam can team up and progress through ranks together. The server also offers unique features like permanent access to WorldEdit and VoxelSniper for building.
    Are there regular updates and new game modes on Aliquam?
    While Aliquam may not have as frequent updates and new game modes as Hypixel, they focus on providing a customizable and unique building experience for players.

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz

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    Are you tired of cooking up delicious meals in Minecraft only to have no one to share them with? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your very own Qt3.14 gf (that’s gamer girl for those not in the know) to appreciate your culinary creations!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest ingredients, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most extravagant kitchens you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love among the creepers and zombies.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start cooking up a storm! Who knows, your dream gamer girl might just be one crafting table away.

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  • Crafty McLaughy’s Base Playhouse

    Crafty McLaughy’s Base Playhouse

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    Yeehaw! Saddle up, cowboys and cowgirls, because this Minecraft server is hotter than a Texas summer day! Get ready to ride into the sunset with your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and explore a wild west world like no other.

    Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell ya. We’ve got more gold than a leprechaun’s pot of luck, more diamonds than a girl’s best friend, and more creepers than… well, more creepers than you can shake a stick at! But don’t worry, our sheriff (aka admin) is always on duty to keep the peace and protect the town from any griefers or bandits.

    So come on down to our saloon (aka spawn point) and grab yourself a cold one (aka potion of swiftness) before heading out on your next adventure. Whether you’re looking to mine for riches, build a homestead, or just lasso some chickens for fun, this server has got everything you need to satisfy your wild west cravings.

    So what are you waiting for, partner? Saddle up and join us on the craziest, most rootin’ tootin’ Minecraft server this side of the Mississippi! Trust me, you’ll be feeling more based than a block of obsidian in no time. Yeehaw! 🤠🌵🐎

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  • Welcome to ProsperGamingSMP, where even the creepers pay rent! 🤑🎮🌟

    Welcome to ProsperGamingSMP, where even the creepers pay rent! 🤑🎮🌟

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name10th Season Minecraft Server
    CommunityStrong and friendly
    FeaturesSimilar to Hermitcraft, roleplay/factions, major build projects, mature community
    RulesRespectful behavior required, few plugins

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord server for the IP address and other information: https://discord.gg/VpN3Mdnpt9

    Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

    A: Be respectful to other players and avoid disruptive behavior.

    Q: What kind of community is on the server?

    A: The community is friendly, mature, and active in various projects and activities.

    Q: Are there any major build projects currently happening?

    A: Yes, there are always major build projects underway on the server.

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  • TipToeCraft – Where even the blocks are taller than you!

    TipToeCraft – Where even the blocks are taller than you!

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the romance is so real, even the pixels are blushing! Join us and experience the love story of a girl who has to stand on her tip toes just to go in for a kiss. It’s like a virtual Romeo and Juliet, but with creepers and diamond swords. Who needs a dating app when you can find true love in the world of blocks and mobs? Come join us and see if you can find your Minecraft soulmate. Love is in the air, along with the scent of burning zombies.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: No. 198964923 – The Anonymous Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: No. 198964923 – The Anonymous Edition

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build castles out of cheese, and fight off hordes of evil chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will teach you how to dance like nobody’s watching. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the elusive Cactus King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

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