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  • ManlyNoAskMinecraftSMP

    ManlyNoAskMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a player and a chicken that somehow turned into a dragon (we’re still not sure how that happened, but it was epic). Or how about the time when our resident prankster filled the entire server with llamas wearing top hats?

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, haunted mineshafts that are actually just full of friendly ghosts, and a player who claims to have found a portal to the Netherworld in their backyard.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, don’t ask a man about his crafting skills unless you’re prepared for a wild ride.

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  • BlockyBanter

    BlockyBanter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you weird fucks out there!

    Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground dance party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to leave your inhibitions at the door.

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  • QuestionFire Minecraft Server

    QuestionFire Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being interrupted while trying to speak? Join our Minecraft server where interruptions are not allowed! We promise that no one will cut you off, not once, not twice, but thrice! Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of letting others speak. Plus, we have a special area dedicated to short blonde haircuts – because why not? Join now and experience a world where you can finally say what you want without being interrupted!

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  • BlockyBonerQuests

    BlockyBonerQuests
    Are you tired of answering NSFW questions on askreddit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a wild ride where you can build giant phallic structures without judgment. Who needs porn when you can create your own NSFW world in Minecraft? Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can discuss their weirdest fetishes while mining for diamonds. So come join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild in our NSFW Minecraft server!

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