🔥Inappropriate for Children Minecraft Servers

AZPBMD: Where chaos meets simplicity – No starting over, just good old fashioned mayhem for everyone to enjoy!

AZPBMD, banned clients, Chaos, Enjoy, Fashioned, Good, Inappropriate for Children, instagram, late 2019, MAYHEM, meets, minimal plugins, no AFK kick, No hacking, no Vote to Win, official releases, optifine, rich history, semi anarchy, Simplicity, Starting, tiktok, true vanilla feel, Unmoderated Chat, Vanilla, x-raying

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Villages Defended:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door Server

Server Info
Host: dontplaythisserver.com (USE THIS TO CONNECT)
Website: https://www.azpbmd.com/

Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

Rules: No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When was the server created?	The server was created in late 2019.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules are simple – no hacks and no x-ray. Only vanilla and Optifine clients are allowed.
Is the server up to date with Minecraft releases?	Yes, we stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases.
Is the server Bedrock compatible?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
Is there an AFK kick on the server?	No, there is no AFK kick on the server.
Is there a Vote to Win system on the server?	No, there is no Vote to Win on the server.

AZPBMD

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door is a long running server with a rich history. Created in late 2019, the only rules are no hacks and no x-ray. We stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases, run minimal plugins for a true vanilla feel, and are Bedrock compatible. There is no AFK kick and no Vote to Win. THE ONLY APPROVED CLIENTS ARE VANILLA AND OPTIFINE.

Does this sound like your kind of server? Stop waiting around and find out for yourself!

Server info:

Host: dontplaythisserver.com (USE THIS TO CONNECT)

Website: https://www.azpbmd.com/

Rules: No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

LungBoostedBirds

Aerodynamics, animal biology, avian physiology, bird adaptations, bird anatomy, bird behavior, bird biomechanics, bird evolution, bird flight, bird research, bird study, Eagles, falcons, flight muscles, flying enhancement, lung power, LungBoostedBirds, Osprey, respiratory system, Soaring birds, Vultures

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

come join our wacky minecraft server where we have SOARING BIRDS as our main attraction! imagine flying around on an osprey or an EAGLE, just flapping your wings and causing chaos everywhere you go. our birds have super lungs that make them fly faster and stronger, like they’re on a never-ending energy drink binge.

you’ll see falcons zooming past you, vultures diving down to pick up loot, and eagles swooping in to steal your diamonds. it’s a bird lover’s dream come true, except with a lot more explosions and lava pits.

so why wait? join our server and experience the thrill of flying with birds that have the lung capacity of a superhero. who needs a plane when you have a flock of flying machines at your disposal? come fly with us, it’s a bird-tastic adventure waiting for you!

MineRise Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Coming of Age, family, FANTASY, growth, hikikomori, isekai, Japanese novel, light novel, Magic, Minecraft, MineRise, Mother, Mushoku tensei, Otaku, Redemption, Reincarnation, second chance, Self Discovery, Server, soon, Web Novel

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or build a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness that awaits them.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing and are always looking for new recruits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers (or at least make you run really fast).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Welcome to the land of endless possibilities and questionable physics.

WrestleCraft Minecraft Server

audience engagement, Competition, Content Creation, digital age, Drones, E-drones, Entertainment, grappling, Marketing, Media, Minecraft, online streaming, professional wrestling, Promotion, Ratings, Server, social media, sports, Technology, television, viewership, WrestleCraft, wrestling

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4023
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and witness the epic battle between E-drones and wrestlers as they compete to bring up ratings in the most hilarious way possible. Who will come out on top? Will the E-drones finally learn a thing or two about wrestling? Only time will tell on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot dog that grants you unlimited power (and hunger for hot dogs).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Globetrotter Wedding Minecraft Server

Australia, brother, Expenses, family, globetrotter, husband, LGBTQ, Minecraft, NANNY, new years, PTO, Server, Small wedding, Son, tasmania, Thanksgiving, time off, Tour, travel, united states, visa restrictions, Wedding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are just as wild as this story! Imagine attending a wedding in Tasmania, Australia with only five people, including a mysterious fiance from down under. But wait, there’s more – bridesmaid dresses for everyone, visa restrictions, and a 2-year-old who can’t handle the epic journey.

Join our server for the ultimate adventure, where you can explore Australia without spending $6,000 or using up all your PTO. No need to find a new nanny or worry about missing Thanksgiving – just log on and let the craziness begin! Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one on our server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!

BoyfriendBlockerCraft

AITAH, apartment, Boston, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockerCraft, Communication, embarrassed, Friends, help out, high school, instagram, long-distance relationship, nice person, North Carolina, NYC, overreacting, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this love triangle drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions just like this story.

Imagine a world where you can build your own drama-filled apartment with 4 beds and 2 baths, and invite random people from your past to crash on your virtual couch. Who needs privacy when you can have awkward encounters and heated arguments instead?

Join now and experience the thrill of not knowing if your virtual boyfriend will choose you or the random girls from high school. Will you be cool with it or will you overreact like a pro? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

ToiletPhoneOops Minecraft Server

accident, cell phone, clumsy, damage control, Disaster, Disaster Recovery, dropped phone, emergency, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, mishap, phone repair, Repair, Replacement, Server, Smartphone, Technology, TOILET, ToiletPhoneOops, unexpected, water damage, waterproof, wet phone

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about dropping your phone in the toilet again because you’ll be too busy building epic castles and battling dragons! Plus, our server has a secret teleportation feature that will transport you to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give out free hugs. So come join us and say goodbye to toilet mishaps and hello to endless fun and adventure!

PixelPunishers

1980s, Behavior, cultural shifts, Diversity, Etiquette, fashion, Gender Roles, Inclusivity, Manners, movies, Music, Nostalgia, Outdated, PixelPunishers, Political Correctness, pop culture, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, Technology, trends

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Astral Projections Made:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Remember the good ol’ days when you could rock a neon fanny pack and a mullet without judgment? Well, those days may be gone in real life, but on our Minecraft server, anything goes! Join us and relive the glory days of the 1980s where you can build your own pixelated time machine and travel back to a time when leg warmers and shoulder pads were the height of fashion. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in our virtual world where you can dance the night away to classic 80s hits. So grab your parachute pants and oversized sunglasses and join us for a totally tubular experience you won’t find anywhere else!

FloodCraft: CarHouse Mayhem

CarHouse, cars, climate change, damaged property, Disaster Recovery, disaster relief, emergency response, evacuation, extreme weather, FloodCraft, flooded homes, flooded streets, Houses, MAYHEM, Moscow, natural disaster, rescue operations, Russian capital, severe flooding, Submerged, urban flooding, water damage

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Towns Built:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

come join our minecraft server where we make moscow look like a swimming pool! dive into the chaos of flooded streets and see cars and houses floating around like rubber duckies. who needs land when you can build your house on a floating car? join now for the wettest adventure of your life!

MixCraft: The Melting Pot

assimilation, cultural fusion, Diversity, ethnicity, ethnicity disappearance, future society, generations, Globalization, homogenization, hybridization, integration, intermarriage, melting, melting pot, Mix, Mixcraft, mixed race, Multiculturalism, Pot, racial blending, racial diversity, world population

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da wildest mix of players from all over da world. we got peeps from mars, jupiter, pluto, u name it. it’s like a big ol’ melting pot of blocky goodness.

we got so many different cultures on dis server, u can learn how to build a pyramid from an egyptian player or how to make sushi from a japanese player. it’s like a virtual world tour without da jet lag.

plus, we got da best parties in town. we once had a party where everyone dressed up as their favorite block and we all danced around a giant lava pit. it was lit, literally.

so come join us on dis server and be a part of da future where everyone is a little bit of everything. it’s like a minecraft version of da united nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

Fertileless Minecraft Server

atmospheric composition, Biodiversity, carbon sequestration, carboniferous era, climate change, ecological balance, ecosystem management, environmental control, evolutionary biology, Fertileless, fertility reduction, giant amphibians, giant bugs, giant reptiles, hyper-oxygenated atmosphere, Minecraft, nitrogenase synthesizing plants, population control, Server, Sustainable Agriculture, unlimited food, warm climate, Wetlands

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	199
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Buildings Constructed:	49
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re on a mission to reduce fertility to 1.0 everywhere so we can release nitrogenase synthesizing plants and enter a new carboniferous era. Picture this: hyper-oxygenated atmosphere, giant bugs roaming around, unlimited food for days, giant amphibians and reptiles chilling in the sun. Oh, and did we mention the extremely warm climate and wetlands everywhere? It’s like Jurassic Park meets Minecraft on steroids! Join us if you dare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life!