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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4519 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 276 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3403 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Join this server and you’ll be partying with Endermen who can breakdance better than Justin Timberlake, and villagers who throw the sickest raves this side of the Nether. Plus, our moderators are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wolves using only their charm and a stack of raw beef.
So what are you waiting for? Get your hand out of your pants and join the most epic, outrageous, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, carry on with your boring life.