Inappropriate MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TeeRageMinecraft SMP

distasteful, Tasteless, fashion fail, cringeworthy, bad taste

OMG, so like, have you ever seen a T shirt with a picture of a potato wearing sunglasses riding a unicorn while eating a slice of pizza? No? Well, you need to join this Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground society of players who all wear that exact T shirt while playing. It’s like a secret code or something, but don’t tell anyone I told you.

And get this, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. I heard one player joined and suddenly their house was made entirely of diamond blocks. It’s like a modern day Minecraft fairytale, but with more explosions and chicken jockeys.

Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. One time, two players had a duel on top of a giant floating watermelon and the winner got a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. True story, bro.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous T shirts, secret societies, and epic battles, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And maybe you’ll even get your own potato-riding-unicorn T shirt.

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DateRuiner420 – Minecraft SMP

mistake, EMBARRASSING, Social Skills, insensitive, Disaster

OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft server, like right now! It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds. And get this, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the center of the map and grants wishes to all players who can find it.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but rubber chickens and fish sticks. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the Nether where the floor is made of lava and the only way to survive is by wearing a suit made of marshmallows. Trust me, it’s totally safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers community. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. Like one time, I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha with a skeleton while a group of villagers sang karaoke in the background. It was wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make absolutely no sense but will be totally epic, bro!

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Crafted Legacy 1.21.2

objectification, media representation, discrimination, cultural insensitivity, Thread

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like a paradise for all the thirsty dudes out there! We got beautiful women running around, but get this – they were created just to please dumb niggers’ fat dicks! Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true for all you horn dogs out there. So come on, join the server and get ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our special ladies. You won’t regret it, bro!

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BlockySassCraft

shocking behavior, disbelief, appalling behavior, SPEECHLESS.., inappropriate

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people are actually nice to each other? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where disrespect is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! From griefing your neighbor’s house to stealing all their diamonds, the possibilities for mischief are endless.

One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT and blew it up in the middle of town square just for fun. The explosion was so massive, it lagged the entire server for a week!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and no one is safe from a prank or two, join us now and let the disrespect begin!

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Sinful Decadence 1.20.1

self loathing, regret, taboo, Sleep, disturbing behavior

Join our Minecraft server and escape the traumatic memories of touching your mom’s tits!

We have a virtual world where you can build and explore without any creepy family stuff going on.

Let’s leave the past behind and focus on crafting and mining with our friendly community of players.

Don’t let the guilt consume you, come join us and let’s create a new, less disturbing, virtual reality together.

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BedtimeBlockBuster – Minecraft SMP

Bed.., movie quotes, awkward moments, EMBARRASSING, BedtimeBlockBuster

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy shenanigans that happen on this server, like that one time when we all turned into llamas and had a llama dance-off to see who had the best moves. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together, because why not, right? #MinecraftSMPGoals #LlamaDanceOff #DragonFartsAndRainbows 🤪🐲🌈

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Eternal Skylands 1.21.1

social media, blunder, supachat, Communication, cringe

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

We got cows that can fly, creepers that dance to dubstep, and villagers who speak in nothing but puns.

If you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, then come join us and experience the true meaning of insanity.

Trust me, once you see the giant chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat, you’ll never want to leave.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

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BlockyBanterMC

NSFW, Curiosity, bold, Daring, BlockyBanterMC

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

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TrashyParentCraft

inappropriate, warning signs, upbringing, discipline, family dynamics

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

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Couples Oasis 1.20.1

inappropriate, pda, public behavior, public space, UNCOMFORTABLE

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of seeing PDA everywhere you go! We promise no virtual couples making out in front of you while you’re trying to mine for diamonds. Our server is a PDA-free zone, so you can game in peace without feeling uncomfortable or itchy. Say goodbye to awkward public displays of affection and hello to a world where the only kisses you’ll see are from creeper explosions. Join us now and escape the smoochy madness!

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